As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12796. | Nymex (nymex67) | 78.20 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 12797. | John (atakecs) | 78.20 | 96.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 12798. | George (jorolelin) | 78.20 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 12799. | Gabbie (gg13) | 78.19 | 96% | 2024-05-06 |
| 12800. | qwdsasdqwdasczwqedasdasdasd... | 78.19 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 12801. | Sandro🇬🇪 (jolskey) | 78.19 | 95% | 2021-12-20 |
| 12802. | Jukka (jukka_h) | 78.19 | 95% | 2017-04-13 |
| 12803. | Avery (apt2b) | 78.18 | 94% | 2016-04-18 |
| 12804. | MR C (collieflower) | 78.18 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 12805. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 78.18 | 97% | 2018-02-02 |
| 12806. | SRI (sr71) | 78.17 | 99% | 2021-08-16 |
| 12807. | upsala_split (upsala_split) | 78.17 | 99% | 2023-03-15 |
| 12808. | I'm bad at this :( (rl27) | 78.17 | 95% | 2017-06-27 |
| 12809. | mazen omar (mazen94) | 78.17 | 97.6% | 2024-05-27 |
| 12810. | jmzg (jmzg) | 78.17 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 12811. | first (wasinthana) | 78.17 | 96% | 2018-12-08 |
| 12812. | Alvarus (alvaruss) | 78.16 | 97% | 2026-01-19 |
| 12813. | Kentrell (kmtkentrell) | 78.16 | 97% | 2024-10-19 |
| 12814. | Garvežiukas (garvezinis) | 78.16 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 12815. | Leukino (leukino) | 78.16 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 12816. | Muffin™ (muffintm) | 78.16 | 95% | 2022-06-14 |
| 12817. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 78.16 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| 12818. | Mike (perception) | 78.16 | 97% | 2015-10-20 |
| 12819. | Adithiya (havlen1) | 78.15 | 95.6% | 2023-08-12 |
| 12820. | Eduardo (4lc1d3) | 78.15 | 97% | 2024-07-12 |
| 12821. | Tanuki (joshz1999) | 78.14 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 12822. | Akilan (multiverse) | 78.14 | 94% | 2015-05-03 |
| 12823. | abdo (phcox_hunter) | 78.14 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 12824. | Destiny (luv2research) | 78.14 | 94% | 2015-07-31 |
| 12825. | LawInFringer (lawinfringer) | 78.13 | 96% | 2025-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |