The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17835. | 1338haxor (1338haxor) | 86.48 | 98% | 2016-07-09 |
| 17836. | Akeetah (akeetah) | 86.48 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 17837. | Nadia (omgwtfnadia) | 86.48 | 98% | 2016-01-18 |
| 17838. | Luis Melquiades (luismelqui... | 86.48 | 99% | 2021-12-25 |
| 17839. | Pontalicious (pontalicious) | 86.48 | 90% | 2013-03-28 |
| 17840. | Speed (catchup) | 86.48 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 17841. | nhant (cnhan21) | 86.48 | 94% | 2017-01-09 |
| 17842. | Michael (hulkmagnet) | 86.47 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 17843. | felis dofmesticus (strongly... | 86.47 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 17844. | M. (studyslug) | 86.47 | 98% | 2019-09-28 |
| 17845. | asdf (_o0_) | 86.46 | 96% | 2023-07-07 |
| 17846. | jittery (jittertypes) | 86.46 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 17847. | Arham (arham4) | 86.46 | 97% | 2018-07-30 |
| 17848. | mey (emperorcomplex) | 86.46 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 17849. | Kevin (pacers721) | 86.46 | 95% | 2012-10-26 |
| 17850. | Andrew (ifinallywon) | 86.46 | 88% | 2013-01-24 |
| 17851. | jjerry (jerry_nyae) | 86.45 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 17852. | linkai (linkailul) | 86.45 | 97% | 2021-06-26 |
| 17853. | Tron (khiem910) | 86.45 | 95.2% | 2023-11-02 |
| 17854. | Brian (betaveros) | 86.45 | 98% | 2013-05-05 |
| 17855. | Xingjian (simulated_anneal) | 86.45 | 99% | 2020-09-25 |
| 17856. | Dilan (carnage2) | 86.45 | 95% | 2021-12-05 |
| 17857. | Max (bombayduck) | 86.45 | 99% | 2016-06-14 |
| 17858. | cr (cr24) | 86.45 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 17859. | Mike (perception) | 86.45 | 95% | 2015-08-17 |
| 17860. | Tanner (t_ulrich) | 86.45 | 97% | 2013-04-24 |
| 17861. | Slowest (briandoppler) | 86.45 | 84% | 2014-04-02 |
| 17862. | Slack (slack) | 86.45 | 98% | 2014-12-28 |
| 17863. | Mkj (mediumrareonly) | 86.44 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
| 17864. | why (believeable) | 86.44 | 95% | 2021-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |