I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13033. | Charles (cwayne) | 78.59 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 13034. | Berto (bertoisfast) | 78.59 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 13035. | Burger (satyburgrpatty) | 78.59 | 96.6% | 2023-06-18 |
| 13036. | Danila (danilakarpeykin) | 78.59 | 97.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 13037. | Harper (cpmaniac) | 78.59 | 95% | 2020-02-05 |
| 13038. | Gavin (dasfloppytubes) | 78.59 | 99% | 2020-12-18 |
| 13039. | Fred (fredizzimo) | 78.59 | 99% | 2018-04-27 |
| 13040. | Reaper (666reaper666) | 78.58 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 13041. | Ander (___redacted___) | 78.58 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| 13042. | enminnrawr (zxcvbnm2001) | 78.57 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 13043. | Bono (sp000neyarc123) | 78.57 | 95% | 2025-09-17 |
| 13044. | Adoooul (adoooul) | 78.57 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 13045. | Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm (poggersmannn) | 78.57 | 96.4% | 2024-11-13 |
| 13046. | Quan (quandool) | 78.57 | 95.4% | 2023-06-01 |
| 13047. | F (_ft__) | 78.56 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 13048. | raybabykiss (raybabykiss) | 78.56 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 13049. | Aritya (ari10ya1) | 78.55 | 98% | 2023-03-31 |
| 13050. | Inky (inkyiscute) | 78.55 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 13051. | Kathy (peralol) | 78.55 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 13052. | Boruto Uzumaki (boruto_02) | 78.55 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 13053. | Esha (eshahande) | 78.55 | 99% | 2019-11-11 |
| 13054. | zags7000 (zags7000) | 78.54 | 96.4% | 2024-08-13 |
| 13055. | Berosta (berosta) | 78.54 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 13056. | jade (jadebox) | 78.54 | 95.8% | 2023-12-27 |
| 13057. | wallofeyes_ (mrnusk23) | 78.54 | 99% | 2022-12-06 |
| 13058. | Slugg (sluggthesnail) | 78.54 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 13059. | vaibhav (vaibhav6996) | 78.54 | 97.5% | 2023-08-04 |
| 13060. | Trishu (trishu) | 78.53 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 13061. | Sean (kidsean) | 78.53 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 13062. | Joe (jych0) | 78.53 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |