So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12033. | İbrahim Can (ibrahimcan) | 81.47 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 12034. | Ribbon (ribbonanarchy) | 81.47 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 12035. | jamohl (minecraftchathands) | 81.46 | 96.3% | 2023-06-07 |
| 12036. | Santiago (chicharrones) | 81.46 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 12037. | (sal111) | 81.46 | 99% | 2023-08-31 |
| 12038. | Manssanan (goddesspan) | 81.46 | — | 2010-08-30 |
| 12039. | Marimo (hiyoshi) | 81.46 | 94% | 2015-09-10 |
| 12040. | André (kreuzfeld) | 81.46 | 98% | 2015-04-30 |
| 12041. | pizki (pizki) | 81.46 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 12042. | Joshua (f0x0nfire) | 81.46 | 96% | 2014-04-16 |
| 12043. | Cole (cmrrockstar85) | 81.45 | 95% | 2020-05-15 |
| 12044. | Alejandro (alejohruz) | 81.45 | 97% | 2017-08-02 |
| 12045. | Aditya (adityapatel103) | 81.45 | 97.9% | 2023-07-13 |
| 12046. | Aiden (old_bandaid) | 81.45 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
| 12047. | Jose (josethomas) | 81.45 | 99% | 2020-06-25 |
| 12048. | Seany (seanta8) | 81.45 | 92% | 2014-01-03 |
| 12049. | wespressobean (wespressobean) | 81.44 | 98.5% | 2023-11-01 |
| 12050. | Chase (nootnamed) | 81.44 | 93% | 2016-01-12 |
| 12051. | Pepperoni (pepperoni1171) | 81.44 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 12052. | Jake (chipleski) | 81.44 | 95% | 2016-07-26 |
| 12053. | Emrah (emrah_cankaya_) | 81.44 | 93% | 2013-11-27 |
| 12054. | Nitin (nitin_tj) | 81.44 | 98% | 2014-06-07 |
| 12055. | alex (gumbyy) | 81.43 | 95% | 2014-07-02 |
| 12056. | Marcus (dvrax) | 81.43 | 97% | 2015-01-28 |
| 12057. | Gregory (azndota) | 81.43 | 100% | 2017-06-10 |
| 12058. | Benji (kodaceleste) | 81.42 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 12059. | mj (keziah) | 81.42 | 95% | 2013-07-18 |
| 12060. | Joshua (mrjoshy) | 81.42 | 94% | 2014-03-11 |
| 12061. | Micah (darkbeastieboy) | 81.42 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 12062. | Csabi (csabaradi) | 81.42 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |