The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24303. | Ein (einkokelhahn) | 76.04 | 98% | 2018-10-09 |
| 24304. | Devan (devan) | 76.04 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 24305. | John (basicallypure) | 76.03 | 97% | 2022-01-09 |
| 24306. | Katerina (katerinastuttgart) | 76.03 | 100% | 2019-07-17 |
| 24307. | Pink Mutt (frugalmussel) | 76.03 | 98% | 2020-03-09 |
| 24308. | kouchanman (kouchanman) | 76.03 | 98% | 2015-08-23 |
| 24309. | Zach (thecursedones) | 76.02 | 98% | 2015-10-19 |
| 24310. | Jackie (slavish43) | 76.02 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 24311. | KingSabo (kingsabo) | 76.02 | 96% | 2018-07-23 |
| 24312. | The (thesleepyhead) | 76.02 | 91% | 2015-01-01 |
| 24313. | Joelle (abbyaguas) | 76.02 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 24314. | Noah (nhanks333) | 76.02 | 93% | 2014-12-15 |
| 24315. | Jon (jtboundy) | 76.01 | 95% | 2016-06-17 |
| 24316. | ChengYue (dongchengyue) | 76.01 | 94.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 24317. | karim (new_function7785) | 76.01 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
| 24318. | Khoa (carpentersf) | 76.01 | 94% | 2012-11-09 |
| 24319. | Jake (jarljake) | 76.00 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 24320. | copiumlays (pepecd) | 76.00 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 24321. | michael (localls) | 76.00 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 24322. | Bilal (bilalahmad6600) | 76.00 | 95% | 2015-01-20 |
| 24323. | Dendimon (j_a_e_t) | 76.00 | 90% | 2015-03-18 |
| 24324. | socialrecluse (socialracer) | 76.00 | 97% | 2015-04-06 |
| 24325. | BierHerr (bierherr) | 75.99 | 95.3% | 2023-10-29 |
| 24326. | lynn (lynnsweetspineda) | 75.99 | 99% | 2023-05-11 |
| 24327. | Index (clswrr) | 75.99 | 95% | 2016-10-18 |
| 24328. | Bolbi (neovison6993) | 75.99 | 98% | 2016-12-28 |
| 24329. | angie (mathmonkey) | 75.99 | 96% | 2011-10-15 |
| 24330. | Miles (miggles005) | 75.98 | 96% | 2022-10-02 |
| 24331. | Colin (colinquistador) | 75.98 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 24332. | Martin (martinmadis) | 75.98 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |