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At the end of the meal, one of his friends complimented me on my french fries. Clinton leaned back in his chair, and said with a big stupid grin, "My wife, I think I'll keep her!" I broke his nose.

—from 40: A Doonesbury Retrospective, a book by Garry Trudeau

Active since October 7, 2017.
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Leaders

Rank	Username	WPM	Accuracy	Date
217.	Julia (juliahan)	128.68	100%	2019-06-24
218.	Dimitar (dimitard)	128.66	99%	2018-07-19
219.	Trurl is a Deliberate Wrigh...	128.53	97%	2020-01-22
220.	(macieje)	128.44	99%	2020-07-01
221.	Justin (dunklioscious)	128.38	99%	2020-11-11
222.	16/f/cali (ultrashibe)	128.35	97%	2018-09-16
223.	red (redtr1)	128.20	99%	2019-10-19
224.	I can't beat you chimchim (...	128.07	99%	2018-12-22
225.	flaneur (ardous)	128.02	100%	2020-11-07
226.	Jason (zonrup)	127.90	99%	2018-10-02
227.	gaborone (gaborone)	127.85	98%	2018-05-21
228.	dylan_9802 (dylan_9802)	127.78	99%	2022-10-07
229.	marvin (magnimarve)	127.55	99%	2018-09-03
230.	HiHiHi (modest_shadow)	127.43	99%	2020-03-12
231.	❄ Max ❄ (maxwell0709)	127.43	98%	2018-06-01
232.	Joseph (kisachi)	127.40	99%	2020-09-02
233.	Alex (pentalex)	127.02	98%	2020-06-18
234.	Rong Liew (springbaron)	126.93	99%	2020-08-03
235.	Envy (enydosnes)	126.89	98%	2019-02-14
236.	Who? (levitations)	126.65	98%	2018-04-07
237.	good Bye lol (but a Little ...	126.49	98%	2018-04-07
238.	rustedleaf (rustedleaf)	126.41	100%	2018-11-08
239.	steph (doyoupikachu)	126.10	99%	2019-06-11
240.	Terru (rizzden)	125.95	97%	2019-08-27
241.	vanillamonkey44 (vanillamon...	125.84	99%	2020-06-10
242.	anshiny (anshine)	125.77	98%	2018-08-05
243.	Chen (namess)	125.76	97%	2020-03-26
244.	USA USA USA (infowars_com)	125.70	99%	2018-10-02
245.	Lance (derpex)	125.70	99%	2018-04-21
246.	Theo (sulihpoeht)	125.65	99%	2020-04-27

Universes

Universe	Races	Average WPM	First Race
Default (English)	10,398	76.38	October 7, 2017
Instant Death Mode	27	104.74	December 18, 2018
ᗜ Stenography	19	62.52	July 18, 2020