So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35060. | Gordon (threekings) | 40.93 | 94% | 2013-08-29 |
| 35061. | rabah (rabah) | 40.93 | 93% | 2014-05-28 |
| 35062. | ortal (ortalevin) | 40.93 | 93% | 2014-02-05 |
| 35063. | mylene (meilyn) | 40.93 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 35064. | margi (margii) | 40.92 | 95% | 2023-04-12 |
| 35065. | tawaha (tawaha) | 40.91 | 97% | 2019-02-09 |
| 35066. | J (useneolayout) | 40.91 | 90% | 2015-05-12 |
| 35067. | madhan (maddar) | 40.91 | 93% | 2017-09-16 |
| 35068. | caotang (caotangxm) | 40.91 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 35069. | bonz (bonz) | 40.91 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 35070. | Tin (tinla) | 40.90 | 94% | 2019-05-12 |
| 35071. | Poo (40_in_schoolzone) | 40.90 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 35072. | Jordi (jordi0lle) | 40.89 | 93% | 2021-09-13 |
| 35073. | Jon (jonchen) | 40.89 | 94% | 2011-05-15 |
| 35074. | Ismo (izmomac) | 40.88 | 93% | 2021-10-06 |
| 35075. | Yehia (yehiabehery) | 40.88 | 86% | 2015-01-13 |
| 35076. | Ceejay (pentagoof) | 40.87 | 92% | 2017-12-07 |
| 35077. | Mangkanor (mangkanor00) | 40.87 | 95% | 2019-10-21 |
| 35078. | Aizaki (aizaki_) | 40.86 | 94% | 2022-05-12 |
| 35079. | mamoud (__mahmoud__) | 40.86 | 94% | 2021-11-08 |
| 35080. | Qing Chi (pumbinking) | 40.86 | 95% | 2019-05-04 |
| 35081. | Jooooan (joooooam) | 40.86 | 93% | 2021-03-06 |
| 35082. | janice (shingpingpong) | 40.86 | — | 2009-01-06 |
| 35083. | Joy (djescalante) | 40.85 | 95.9% | 2023-10-24 |
| 35084. | REDSTONE (blockofredstone) | 40.85 | 93% | 2023-03-08 |
| 35085. | 子默 (kevinzhao) | 40.85 | — | 2009-11-26 |
| 35086. | tu (tu1c10) | 40.85 | 93% | 2011-10-19 |
| 35087. | Tuan (tonyteo321) | 40.85 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 35088. | ZEEMO (zeemo) | 40.84 | 93% | 2021-01-06 |
| 35089. | Thomas (thomas_jim9) | 40.84 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |