So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28062. | peter (ack7) | 56.01 | 91% | 2011-07-16 |
| 28063. | Matt (hanocr) | 56.00 | 94% | 2014-09-21 |
| 28064. | Life. (mrfr3ax) | 56.00 | 88% | 2014-02-13 |
| 28065. | Daniel (rodjo) | 56.00 | 94% | 2022-10-19 |
| 28066. | Mr (mr_quick) | 56.00 | 95% | 2017-05-17 |
| 28067. | Taylor (elephanttay) | 55.99 | 96% | 2023-06-11 |
| 28068. | Kevin (kraay) | 55.99 | 95% | 2020-09-01 |
| 28069. | Stefan (stefans23) | 55.99 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 28070. | Vance (vanceblack) | 55.99 | 95% | 2018-01-31 |
| 28071. | Mostafa (mostafa_elbehairy) | 55.99 | 84% | 2015-03-31 |
| 28072. | Indra (indram) | 55.99 | 95% | 2012-09-21 |
| 28073. | Andrius (ciornas) | 55.98 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 28074. | Sheldon (rooksword3393) | 55.98 | 94% | 2020-09-30 |
| 28075. | theo (theodoro) | 55.98 | 84% | 2016-12-21 |
| 28076. | Eve (flackm) | 55.98 | 95% | 2011-11-02 |
| 28077. | Max (doxus) | 55.98 | 94% | 2012-10-19 |
| 28078. | Earthh (penguinjr) | 55.97 | 95% | 2022-03-05 |
| 28079. | Mitsuha (mitsuha5231) | 55.97 | 95% | 2022-09-30 |
| 28080. | Vishal Mishra (firethunder2) | 55.97 | 94% | 2022-08-13 |
| 28081. | Albert (appie747) | 55.97 | 98% | 2011-05-12 |
| 28082. | Rohan (rsc98) | 55.97 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
| 28083. | RIP Byron ❤ (pdnegreiros) | 55.97 | 92% | 2015-12-27 |
| 28084. | Jack (jreynolds10) | 55.97 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 28085. | Shajahan (shajahan) | 55.97 | 91% | 2012-02-21 |
| 28086. | Mak (mk_dvorak) | 55.97 | 95% | 2011-11-13 |
| 28087. | abhishek (gola) | 55.97 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 28088. | Godfrey (mugambi) | 55.96 | 95% | 2023-07-08 |
| 28089. | Wiix (wiixand) | 55.96 | 96% | 2023-05-24 |
| 28090. | sire (thankusire) | 55.96 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
| 28091. | Andreas (4ndr345) | 55.96 | 97% | 2020-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |