And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17589. | Geoff (zaplackthunder) | 83.27 | 96% | 2014-04-07 |
| 17590. | The Beard (the_beard) | 83.27 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 17591. | shovelface88 (shovelface) | 83.27 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 17592. | Phil (psmesrud) | 83.27 | 95% | 2016-02-28 |
| 17593. | SadmanSakib (chasedbydeath) | 83.27 | 99% | 2020-05-31 |
| 17594. | MKX (mku1tra) | 83.27 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 17595. | naninaninani (naninaninani505) | 83.27 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 17596. | Nick (saumera) | 83.27 | 97% | 2015-11-17 |
| 17597. | Adeel (adeeladil) | 83.26 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 17598. | An (iaman) | 83.26 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 17599. | karthin (karthin73) | 83.26 | 99% | 2020-12-08 |
| 17600. | Neil (mshantanu39) | 83.26 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
| 17601. | Ilana (ilana88) | 83.25 | 93% | 2015-12-11 |
| 17602. | Some (somepractise) | 83.25 | 97% | 2012-11-11 |
| 17603. | Roberto (who______) | 83.25 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 17604. | Yung (yungchode24) | 83.25 | 95% | 2017-10-22 |
| 17605. | Kevin (meat101) | 83.24 | 91% | 2012-01-27 |
| 17606. | Zach (goattyper) | 83.24 | 95% | 2016-09-05 |
| 17607. | Anh Duy (duyha1992) | 83.24 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 17608. | jarmo (roima) | 83.24 | 93% | 2014-09-22 |
| 17609. | GustavG (blggg) | 83.24 | 99% | 2016-11-06 |
| 17610. | Chris (penguinguy12) | 83.24 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 17611. | Capablanca (capablanca373) | 83.24 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 17612. | T (raket124) | 83.24 | 99% | 2021-07-14 |
| 17613. | Stas (onixflip) | 83.24 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 17614. | jim (mrsista) | 83.23 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 17615. | Jony (jonycolemak) | 83.23 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 17616. | Craig (kalfin) | 83.23 | 92% | 2016-01-29 |
| 17617. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 83.23 | 96% | 2016-02-13 |
| 17618. | Jacob (chopmo) | 83.22 | 98% | 2012-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |