So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5639. | Larry (royalkludgelarry) | 96.98 | 98% | 2019-04-29 |
| 5640. | Em (ludemek) | 96.97 | 98% | 2012-01-09 |
| 5641. | HUMMERZ5 (hummerz5) | 96.97 | 97% | 2012-05-11 |
| 5642. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 96.97 | 100% | 2014-09-21 |
| 5643. | North (northwind) | 96.97 | 97% | 2015-04-12 |
| 5644. | Eddy (eddyconer) | 96.97 | 93% | 2015-05-05 |
| 5645. | Djem (djem) | 96.96 | 95% | 2016-01-06 |
| 5646. | Isaac (npham858) | 96.96 | 92% | 2013-02-08 |
| 5647. | Walter (whunt5757) | 96.96 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 5648. | Reigo (skillzilla) | 96.96 | 96% | 2014-08-26 |
| 5649. | Jurina (xxkhaoticrinoxx) | 96.95 | 97% | 2012-03-03 |
| 5650. | Austin (austinhwang) | 96.94 | 98% | 2018-03-01 |
| 5651. | Frederik (fawh) | 96.94 | 92% | 2012-11-11 |
| 5652. | Muhammad Hassan (hassanatk) | 96.94 | 99% | 2017-09-07 |
| 5653. | Hi (12028) | 96.93 | 88% | 2016-05-07 |
| 5654. | Prabal (bloodymickey) | 96.93 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 5655. | tim (ttim1) | 96.92 | 96% | 2022-07-06 |
| 5656. | Invisible to (pencil_man) | 96.92 | 94% | 2012-08-19 |
| 5657. | orangejuice (orangejuice101) | 96.91 | 99% | 2023-03-27 |
| 5658. | Jack (thatgrilledcheesetho) | 96.91 | 97.9% | 2021-02-26 |
| 5659. | Kyle (kyman73) | 96.91 | 94% | 2017-06-02 |
| 5660. | Sparkling Milk (voegeli) | 96.90 | 97% | 2022-12-10 |
| 5661. | Kelvin (code1ess) | 96.90 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 5662. | sophie (catgirlsophie) | 96.90 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 5663. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 96.90 | 99% | 2021-11-13 |
| 5664. | Mack (ensain) | 96.89 | 90% | 2015-02-18 |
| 5665. | FREE PALESTINE (then1g) | 96.89 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 5666. | Daf (dafpogi1) | 96.89 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| 5667. | Sage (neonfuz) | 96.88 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 5668. | Shane (foddermoosie) | 96.88 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |