And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6998. | M. (baity) | 105.52 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 6999. | Sean (hothands089) | 105.52 | 98% | 2017-12-20 |
| 7000. | Cullen (grayhd) | 105.52 | 99% | 2021-04-10 |
| 7001. | 🇹🇼 𝑹𝒆𝒑𝒖... | 105.50 | 98.6% | 2023-05-29 |
| 7002. | (based) (not_medicine) | 105.50 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 7003. | Simon (simon_) | 105.50 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 7004. | Amer (zangetsu786) | 105.50 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 7005. | Matt (ferrarifingers) | 105.49 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 7006. | Michael (gnurdux) | 105.48 | 94% | 2016-02-15 |
| 7007. | Stacey (hakushi) | 105.47 | 94% | 2016-04-11 |
| 7008. | Matt (poot_nanny) | 105.47 | 99% | 2020-01-28 |
| 7009. | Michael (thegul) | 105.47 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
| 7010. | Allen (alliosdios) | 105.45 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 7011. | ⛓️ EPSTEIN COURT DOCS (... | 105.44 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
| 7012. | Epsilon (renalaves) | 105.43 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 7013. | Andrew (awcarroll) | 105.43 | 98% | 2019-04-28 |
| 7014. | ViktoriaJ (viktoriaj) | 105.42 | 99% | 2021-08-03 |
| 7015. | MuiePonta (pelerin) | 105.42 | 98% | 2013-10-08 |
| 7016. | Colemak (heal_colemak) | 105.42 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 7017. | (clairo) | 105.42 | 98% | 2019-12-01 |
| 7018. | I am (chaitanyasree) | 105.41 | 96% | 2014-04-30 |
| 7019. | Mike (insaneone05) | 105.41 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 7020. | Bridget (bcchang) | 105.41 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 7021. | Matias (matiaz) | 105.41 | 98% | 2014-10-02 |
| 7022. | susto (susto) | 105.41 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 7023. | Joseph (killaforchicken) | 105.41 | 96% | 2014-12-30 |
| 7024. | 🎈 (typing_badly) | 105.41 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 7025. | Carter (therealwhiterice) | 105.40 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 7026. | I (excelsiate) | 105.40 | 97% | 2016-10-15 |
| 7027. | Nicholas (nickymillz) | 105.40 | 93% | 2014-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |