I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14501. | Mr. (mrdayton) | 78.33 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 14502. | Hououin Kyouma (makise_kuri... | 78.33 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 14503. | Trenten (zelco_) | 78.33 | 96.6% | 2024-08-16 |
| 14504. | voquis (voquis) | 78.33 | 95% | 2025-04-11 |
| 14505. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 78.33 | 95% | 2025-05-14 |
| 14506. | Cuong (cuongdao) | 78.32 | 98.8% | 2023-11-15 |
| 14507. | Dr. (saddathasan) | 78.32 | 99% | 2021-05-13 |
| 14508. | Brett (savagesapien) | 78.31 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 14509. | Newkeys (newkeys) | 78.30 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 14510. | Luis (regneva17) | 78.30 | 98% | 2019-02-02 |
| 14511. | k3pl4 (k3pl4) | 78.30 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 14512. | William (deviousdd) | 78.30 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 14513. | hi (bleuwhite) | 78.30 | 95% | 2023-01-05 |
| 14514. | peepoglad (swempert) | 78.30 | 96.6% | 2023-10-12 |
| 14515. | mackycheese (mackycheese) | 78.29 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 14516. | Prakhar (menate) | 78.29 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 14517. | Ashoora (ashoora) | 78.28 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 14518. | raghu (r_strike9437) | 78.28 | 99% | 2023-02-24 |
| 14519. | Xavi (xavi1233) | 78.28 | 97.6% | 2023-05-31 |
| 14520. | lukasz (komarekzm) | 78.28 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 14521. | David (pejo_tech) | 78.28 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 14522. | Kid (zenfire9001) | 78.28 | 95% | 2021-11-01 |
| 14523. | Michael (mlaw2301) | 78.27 | 97% | 2017-10-16 |
| 14524. | Andrew (poor_hobo) | 78.27 | 96.6% | 2024-08-17 |
| 14525. | A (fdsjaklfdsaj) | 78.27 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 14526. | Corey (genie336) | 78.27 | 95.7% | 2023-07-08 |
| 14527. | Jakob (kroelle_korean) | 78.26 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 14528. | Mark (markieisfast) | 78.26 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
| 14529. | Ravi (131raviarya) | 78.26 | 96% | 2023-03-22 |
| 14530. | typeracerer (josephjospeh) | 78.26 | 96% | 2025-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |