Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4686. | Petter (jompakrutt) | 100.10 | 94% | 2015-04-27 |
| 4687. | Alec (iplaytetris) | 100.10 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 4688. | J (akntmzjtj) | 100.09 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 4689. | Mick (orangeice) | 100.09 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 4690. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 100.09 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 4691. | hannah (hannahq) | 100.09 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 4692. | ⸸ (anightintexas) | 100.08 | 98% | 2016-06-11 |
| 4693. | FrozenCroissant (frozencroi... | 100.08 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 4694. | roe (roebingle) | 100.08 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 4695. | Hùng (hungnp) | 100.07 | 97% | 2013-01-11 |
| 4696. | Perry (aznbooy) | 100.07 | 92% | 2014-06-03 |
| 4697. | awndi (aundi) | 100.06 | 99% | 2016-01-04 |
| 4698. | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (sebastiuon) | 100.06 | 96% | 2016-10-26 |
| 4699. | Shappy (shappy99) | 100.06 | 96% | 2016-03-23 |
| 4700. | anran (phoenixxes) | 100.06 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 4701. | Thomas (co1e) | 100.06 | 96% | 2013-10-29 |
| 4702. | scott (glorfindel1977) | 100.05 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 4703. | Korey (korizmo) | 100.05 | 95% | 2012-10-27 |
| 4704. | Azem (peja) | 100.05 | 100% | 2017-04-21 |
| 4705. | MerkuroN (merkuron_realforce) | 100.05 | 96% | 2014-02-10 |
| 4706. | Drajwer (drajwer) | 100.05 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 4707. | ewu (ewudog) | 100.04 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 4708. | Hey (veeceebee) | 100.04 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 4709. | str4tos (str4tos) | 100.04 | 98.8% | 2023-07-13 |
| 4710. | Fish (fishfosh) | 100.03 | 95% | 2016-07-21 |
| 4711. | Besh (besh) | 100.02 | 95% | 2014-09-01 |
| 4712. | Ron (ronnyron) | 100.02 | 100% | 2015-04-05 |
| 4713. | Will (whimsicalwill) | 100.02 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 4714. | Maxim (lavrentm) | 100.02 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 4715. | imaginary (imaginarypowerunit) | 100.01 | 97% | 2012-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |