The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11434. | Ramor (rom10cort) | 86.30 | 94% | 2016-11-12 |
| 11435. | Bao (chibibaoser) | 86.30 | 94% | 2012-11-11 |
| 11436. | Daniel (zdaniel02_) | 86.29 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 11437. | Nick (npfontan) | 86.29 | 98% | 2020-01-27 |
| 11438. | Brendan (brendalandan) | 86.29 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 11439. | Kyle (stankymcjankies) | 86.29 | 95% | 2013-04-14 |
| 11440. | Saul (saulvsoto) | 86.29 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 11441. | Ethan (conanethan) | 86.29 | 95% | 2021-07-08 |
| 11442. | Mustafa (playb0yo) | 86.29 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 11443. | Deflay (deflay) | 86.29 | 97% | 2016-02-16 |
| 11444. | Brandon (vardy) | 86.29 | 97% | 2013-03-09 |
| 11445. | Samantha (sehodge18) | 86.28 | 97% | 2022-06-12 |
| 11446. | Funki (funki2night) | 86.28 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 11447. | Robert Bracken (whoabob) | 86.27 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| 11448. | Andres (lobosolitario) | 86.27 | 97.7% | 2023-05-22 |
| 11449. | David (j3lli) | 86.27 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 11450. | wewlad (jrm_ninja) | 86.26 | 98% | 2015-06-08 |
| 11451. | Tuna (stanislas) | 86.26 | 91% | 2016-07-29 |
| 11452. | Patrick (putthepieceawaywal... | 86.26 | 97% | 2017-04-06 |
| 11453. | Sean (wagdatto) | 86.26 | 97% | 2016-05-31 |
| 11454. | auggie (auggie721) | 86.26 | 97% | 2021-02-03 |
| 11455. | cowbot (peedir) | 86.26 | 96% | 2015-11-07 |
| 11456. | Loc (mrbig_uit) | 86.26 | — | 2009-05-07 |
| 11457. | Harry (ghostofharry) | 86.25 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 11458. | hellisgood (hellisgood) | 86.25 | 99% | 2022-06-03 |
| 11459. | Ezonater (ezonater) | 86.25 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 11460. | Jaymee (notsogreat) | 86.24 | 92% | 2013-11-25 |
| 11461. | Mr. Penizfaes (gokewho) | 86.24 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 11462. | Paul Christian C. (peapaul02) | 86.24 | 98% | 2017-02-28 |
| 11463. | j (iamarenasnowscoldsweat) | 86.24 | 97% | 2013-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |