So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11209. | (despotron) | 82.77 | 97.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 11210. | weiss (rag_penguin) | 82.77 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 11211. | (lyingpastry) | 82.77 | 92% | 2016-03-03 |
| 11212. | (pilotedan) | 82.77 | 94% | 2015-10-08 |
| 11213. | (pawnracer) | 82.77 | 99% | 2016-06-14 |
| 11214. | (rk42745417) | 82.76 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
| 11215. | (littlesprinklesjersey) | 82.76 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 11216. | AyyCap (captainbrofist) | 82.75 | 94% | 2017-06-06 |
| 11217. | AppleSky (applesky) | 82.75 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 11218. | (hairytreeman) | 82.75 | 95% | 2012-11-01 |
| 11219. | josh (qicksilver) | 82.75 | 97% | 2021-02-20 |
| 11220. | (luojinyu) | 82.75 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 11221. | (odal) | 82.75 | 97% | 2016-02-25 |
| 11222. | (nokzendi) | 82.74 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 11223. | Theo (theodosis_aga) | 82.74 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 11224. | (hoaibao_doo) | 82.74 | 95% | 2013-10-19 |
| 11225. | (ropsar) | 82.73 | 95% | 2022-12-18 |
| 11226. | (desk_wall) | 82.73 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 11227. | (thst4483) | 82.73 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11228. | (captchalegend) | 82.73 | 98% | 2014-03-10 |
| 11229. | Victor (pedopedo) | 82.73 | 91% | 2014-05-12 |
| 11230. | Marcus (zmarcusss) | 82.73 | 96% | 2017-11-12 |
| 11231. | (andrewog) | 82.72 | 98.2% | 2023-06-24 |
| 11232. | (chaelee) | 82.72 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 11233. | (opman335) | 82.72 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 11234. | (allyeren) | 82.72 | 89% | 2016-05-27 |
| 11235. | (xalic23) | 82.72 | 92% | 2013-02-21 |
| 11236. | (siduki) | 82.71 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 11237. | Leo (leoxano) | 82.70 | 95.3% | 2023-10-27 |
| 11238. | (bantoe) | 82.70 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |