The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11277. | mosab (mosabreda53) | 86.85 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 11278. | Toxic (toxicbaby3000) | 86.85 | 96.2% | 2025-02-27 |
| 11279. | Jim (jimnguyen) | 86.85 | 98% | 2026-01-19 |
| 11280. | Serena (perkyblackchick) | 86.85 | 95% | 2014-03-16 |
| 11281. | pol (poooool) | 86.85 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 11282. | ᗜ Khonkhortisan (khonkhor... | 86.85 | 96% | 2013-11-11 |
| 11283. | Struuly (wtfstruuly) | 86.85 | 96% | 2013-07-06 |
| 11284. | slim (fivefour) | 86.85 | 94% | 2015-12-25 |
| 11285. | Gilbert (fillbarkle) | 86.84 | 97% | 2026-03-24 |
| 11286. | therea (theality) | 86.84 | 97.5% | 2025-04-15 |
| 11287. | Magão (dameonspade) | 86.84 | 96% | 2020-03-30 |
| 11288. | marmarmar123 (marmarmar123) | 86.84 | 97.9% | 2023-11-16 |
| 11289. | done (alexthelegend) | 86.84 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 11290. | Eric (professorfinesser) | 86.83 | 96% | 2018-01-24 |
| 11291. | MouseDrag (mousedrag) | 86.83 | 92% | 2013-05-09 |
| 11292. | Avi (avispeedracer28) | 86.83 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 11293. | Alwaleed (alwaleed2007) | 86.82 | 96% | 2025-06-02 |
| 11294. | nole (nolemole) | 86.82 | 97.9% | 2025-06-02 |
| 11295. | Protein (rsandland) | 86.82 | 96.2% | 2024-02-20 |
| 11296. | Peter (pedell) | 86.82 | 97.8% | 2023-12-18 |
| 11297. | Yaaaaboi (yaboiiiiiiiiiii) | 86.82 | 96% | 2024-02-23 |
| 11298. | Om (omsharma612) | 86.82 | 96.7% | 2023-10-10 |
| 11299. | Georger (gluo) | 86.82 | 92% | 2013-07-02 |
| 11300. | Huffy Puffy (huffypuffy) | 86.81 | 97% | 2025-04-17 |
| 11301. | Moody (nacydoom) | 86.81 | 96% | 2024-08-12 |
| 11302. | Frogasaki (frogasaki) | 86.81 | 97.3% | 2025-03-09 |
| 11303. | Trrrrrcy (trrrrrcy) | 86.81 | 98.8% | 2024-06-01 |
| 11304. | Felix (fhoffmann) | 86.81 | 92% | 2016-05-04 |
| 11305. | Rdmm (rdmm) | 86.81 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 11306. | puthin_p2n (bugsmasher) | 86.81 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |