So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23022. | Jeff (jay_vee21) | 63.61 | 97% | 2012-10-11 |
| 23023. | James (shadowjcw) | 63.60 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
| 23024. | Decadancer (decadancer) | 63.60 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 23025. | Pascal (pascaaal) | 63.60 | 92% | 2016-08-29 |
| 23026. | Yash (dreaming_insomniac) | 63.60 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 23027. | Beethoven (chipfire95) | 63.60 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 23028. | Leon (de0hc) | 63.60 | 95% | 2023-01-14 |
| 23029. | Light (shadesoflight) | 63.60 | 88% | 2011-12-08 |
| 23030. | Kevin (kasistores) | 63.60 | 91% | 2017-04-02 |
| 23031. | Cazzie (cazziebeans) | 63.60 | 95% | 2015-04-22 |
| 23032. | Nono (nono11jp) | 63.59 | 95% | 2019-02-03 |
| 23033. | Gautham (ahgamut) | 63.59 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
| 23034. | Vy (vluong10) | 63.59 | 95% | 2012-08-19 |
| 23035. | Paras (pppaarraasss) | 63.59 | 97.7% | 2023-05-28 |
| 23036. | Lalit (lalitmunne9) | 63.59 | 98% | 2016-01-18 |
| 23037. | vishal (arora.v.vishal03@gm... | 63.59 | 94% | 2015-04-11 |
| 23038. | Chris (simpleuser) | 63.58 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 23039. | Scrub (justinma1) | 63.58 | 85% | 2016-04-17 |
| 23040. | Kevin (gtwatt) | 63.58 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 23041. | Peza (peza_93) | 63.58 | 92% | 2014-02-11 |
| 23042. | yo (yogeshk) | 63.58 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 23043. | Otatop (unterepere) | 63.58 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
| 23044. | Teron (teron88) | 63.58 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 23045. | feby (peby) | 63.58 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 23046. | Yannis (super_gumba) | 63.57 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 23047. | kasra (kasraclan) | 63.57 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 23048. | Adel (adel69) | 63.57 | 92% | 2012-05-29 |
| 23049. | Konrad (konnidam) | 63.57 | 91% | 2012-11-11 |
| 23050. | mohammed (mohammedtowaileb) | 63.57 | 95% | 2015-02-13 |
| 23051. | Desmond (night9sky) | 63.56 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |