I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1862. | na (nanaracer) | 91.45 | 97% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1863. | AtomArqa (atom_arqa) | 91.44 | 97.7% | 2024-09-14 |
| 1864. | ahmed (killko44) | 91.44 | 96% | 2025-12-17 |
| 1865. | TheBaldRacer (thebaldracer) | 91.44 | 99.1% | 2024-04-03 |
| 1866. | Jeffrey (jeffyee12122) | 91.43 | 98% | 2025-02-23 |
| 1867. | cell_45 (cell_45) | 91.42 | 98% | 2026-03-15 |
| 1868. | Slow (slowtyper4evr) | 91.42 | 97.4% | 2023-09-15 |
| 1869. | Ivan (ivannechaiev) | 91.37 | 96.7% | 2024-01-28 |
| 1870. | arandomgiggle (arandomgiggle) | 91.37 | 96.8% | 2024-03-16 |
| 1871. | Tsering (tseringxd) | 91.34 | 95.8% | 2023-11-12 |
| 1872. | Koupka (koupka) | 91.34 | 97% | 2026-02-25 |
| 1873. | Data (datainferno) | 91.33 | 95.3% | 2024-02-12 |
| 1874. | Nathan (alteriffic) | 91.33 | 97.7% | 2024-04-23 |
| 1875. | asdf (itz_pvp1235) | 91.32 | 96.5% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1876. | TylerG (tylertyper80) | 91.32 | 99.7% | 2023-11-01 |
| 1877. | Griffin (girfster) | 91.32 | 96.9% | 2023-12-11 |
| 1878. | dumb (slothinhumandisguise) | 91.31 | 98% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1879. | aj (peanut2004) | 91.31 | 97.4% | 2023-10-05 |
| 1880. | Key (malformant) | 91.30 | 97.6% | 2024-01-09 |
| 1881. | Havn (havn) | 91.29 | 96% | 2025-03-23 |
| 1882. | Ved (ved_is_best) | 91.29 | 93.8% | 2024-03-08 |
| 1883. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 91.28 | 96.9% | 2024-03-03 |
| 1884. | utemqezbal (personanongrattta) | 91.27 | 96% | 2025-10-15 |
| 1885. | maxwell (coffeelk) | 91.25 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 1886. | Frostic (frostic_461) | 91.23 | 96% | 2024-03-14 |
| 1887. | RI (speedraceriyer) | 91.22 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
| 1888. | Abdulaziz (mubailesh) | 91.21 | 97.7% | 2024-11-07 |
| 1889. | Clay (clay256) | 91.21 | 96.6% | 2024-12-11 |
| 1890. | chen zhen (chuchu555) | 91.21 | 96% | 2023-04-22 |
| 1891. | Miya (miyamotomusakey) | 91.20 | 98.7% | 2024-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |