With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5877. | Bobby (redsnake06) | 96.01 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 5878. | Marcus (flowerskullbeige) | 96.00 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 5879. | garbage (_the_bacon) | 96.00 | 94% | 2017-10-06 |
| 5880. | AZB1 (potatoish) | 95.99 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 5881. | Omar (omarango) | 95.98 | 96% | 2026-04-17 |
| 5882. | kermit (kermit_thefrog) | 95.98 | 97% | 2022-10-15 |
| 5883. | Ron (ronofrons) | 95.98 | 98% | 2018-02-13 |
| 5884. | Jueves (estafa) | 95.97 | 97.4% | 2024-05-26 |
| 5885. | greed (greedthelazy) | 95.97 | 97.7% | 2023-12-09 |
| 5886. | Robert (oombopay) | 95.96 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 5887. | ref (rwef) | 95.96 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 5888. | Eric (erichamers) | 95.95 | 98% | 2022-08-01 |
| 5889. | Dan (yugurtz) | 95.95 | 96% | 2018-12-23 |
| 5890. | uniracer (uniracer) | 95.95 | 99% | 2017-11-09 |
| 5891. | yes! i'm that slow! (cereal... | 95.94 | 96% | 2025-10-12 |
| 5892. | Etalm (walter_gilbert) | 95.94 | 98% | 2021-02-23 |
| 5893. | aj (peanut2004) | 95.93 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 5894. | Fadosa (fadosa) | 95.93 | 98% | 2023-03-04 |
| 5895. | Gabriel (gabmano) | 95.92 | 97% | 2017-01-24 |
| 5896. | Lowk (gae_23) | 95.91 | 97.2% | 2024-08-25 |
| 5897. | Alex (forthereallys) | 95.91 | 96% | 2025-09-04 |
| 5898. | Andrew (andrew_the_guy) | 95.91 | 98% | 2024-10-29 |
| 5899. | 🌠Rubby🌠(mikerubby) | 95.91 | 99% | 2018-04-09 |
| 5900. | Nyan (dempuggers) | 95.90 | 99% | 2022-08-30 |
| 5901. | Chandler (chandler_jhones) | 95.90 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 5902. | Mads (pythonmilk) | 95.90 | 96% | 2022-07-19 |
| 5903. | Kex (kexlog) | 95.90 | 99% | 2017-08-31 |
| 5904. | theoste18 (theoste18) | 95.89 | 96% | 2026-04-11 |
| 5905. | Peter (aaubeofcheese) | 95.89 | 99% | 2022-03-24 |
| 5906. | py (pytech) | 95.89 | 97.7% | 2024-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |