The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20044. | Ramin (ramin2dkami) | 82.61 | 98% | 2013-11-19 |
| 20045. | Audrey (oddree_08) | 82.60 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 20046. | Ken (khenggy) | 82.60 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 20047. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 82.60 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
| 20048. | Erik (erikletendre) | 82.60 | 97% | 2016-10-25 |
| 20049. | Trixx (trixxzy) | 82.60 | 97% | 2012-10-16 |
| 20050. | sho (showleil) | 82.59 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 20051. | Carlo (carlof) | 82.59 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
| 20052. | Dominic (kerbalnaught) | 82.59 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 20053. | Alarick (alarick78) | 82.59 | 99% | 2015-12-31 |
| 20054. | yogi (gigoy) | 82.59 | 97% | 2013-03-22 |
| 20055. | Sam (frodocake) | 82.59 | 94% | 2014-01-09 |
| 20056. | nikhil (ghost9119) | 82.59 | 95% | 2015-03-29 |
| 20057. | Scribbled (scribbled_trashhh) | 82.58 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 20058. | FreePalestine (dvorak_on_top) | 82.58 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 20059. | mik (miiik) | 82.58 | 99% | 2023-01-16 |
| 20060. | Goober (snekkerz) | 82.57 | 94% | 2022-10-05 |
| 20061. | Andy (andien911pro) | 82.57 | 98% | 2020-12-28 |
| 20062. | Harsh (_harshgupta) | 82.57 | 96.5% | 2023-06-20 |
| 20063. | Vijay (vijays4404) | 82.57 | 97.1% | 2023-07-07 |
| 20064. | Richard (richar20189) | 82.57 | 98% | 2017-09-20 |
| 20065. | Christina (peanut0718) | 82.57 | 99% | 2019-04-22 |
| 20066. | Federick (bonixouk) | 82.57 | 98% | 2015-01-06 |
| 20067. | Daddy Mac (0317) | 82.57 | 91% | 2016-12-01 |
| 20068. | Tanmay (tanmayyy_) | 82.56 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 20069. | Alberto (staku) | 82.56 | 92% | 2013-05-17 |
| 20070. | Alpha (pantomime) | 82.56 | 96% | 2016-01-11 |
| 20071. | Ashes (ashes) | 82.56 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 20072. | SLJX (sljx) | 82.55 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 20073. | Noey (justnoey) | 82.55 | 98% | 2013-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |