The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9229. | danielslow__ (danielslow__) | 90.53 | 97% | 2025-12-30 |
| 9230. | n9 (n9d0g) | 90.53 | 96% | 2024-01-09 |
| 9231. | Jake (sandy23) | 90.53 | 98% | 2019-01-26 |
| 9232. | TC Stinkey Mouse (thst4483) | 90.53 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 9233. | my o key falls off (thonkang) | 90.53 | 98% | 2021-01-30 |
| 9234. | Christopher (ironman31) | 90.53 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 9235. | Jtogsetd (jtogse822) | 90.52 | 98.1% | 2025-02-22 |
| 9236. | Juicy (juicytomato) | 90.52 | 97.5% | 2024-05-04 |
| 9237. | mars (marswork) | 90.52 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 9238. | CT (tctnp7) | 90.52 | 99% | 2019-06-10 |
| 9239. | Luke (hakked) | 90.51 | 97.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 9240. | NJN (njnproshop) | 90.51 | 97% | 2012-10-05 |
| 9241. | Shawn (lilshawnb) | 90.51 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 9242. | klesator (klesse) | 90.51 | 89% | 2011-05-06 |
| 9243. | Backspace (walkert1097) | 90.51 | 92% | 2016-04-19 |
| 9244. | clipoy (clipoy) | 90.51 | 94% | 2013-07-09 |
| 9245. | Boggy (boggy2255) | 90.50 | 98% | 2024-05-16 |
| 9246. | Luscious (peacebone) | 90.50 | 98% | 2025-10-07 |
| 9247. | Cyla (cylaerfiest) | 90.50 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 9248. | Chimp (chimpsrrd) | 90.50 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
| 9249. | Alisher (saegl) | 90.50 | 99% | 2024-02-17 |
| 9250. | Keane (n0tomorrow) | 90.50 | 97% | 2025-04-07 |
| 9251. | I'm better than (abra_cadabra) | 90.49 | 96.9% | 2024-10-17 |
| 9252. | Ryan (ryanwalterg) | 90.49 | 97.4% | 2024-03-27 |
| 9253. | Gin (tonic_gin) | 90.49 | 98.1% | 2023-12-08 |
| 9254. | Kaintu (kaintu) | 90.49 | 96.3% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9255. | Ryan (gaunt) | 90.48 | 95% | 2015-11-28 |
| 9256. | Zoat (zoat) | 90.48 | 96.8% | 2024-10-24 |
| 9257. | Razor Red Rage (ayyaz_nemesis) | 90.48 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 9258. | bobby (bobby7564) | 90.48 | 99% | 2024-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |