The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6243. | ouchies (evilemmelina) | 98.40 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 6244. | Trainer (trainingdiver) | 98.40 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 6245. | Nicole (nokmit27) | 98.40 | 96% | 2012-09-29 |
| 6246. | Chelsea (ckc51187) | 98.40 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 6247. | Double Michael (doublemichael) | 98.39 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 6248. | ICHIGONE (kaweeweeboy) | 98.39 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
| 6249. | Caio (caiouechi) | 98.39 | 96% | 2015-08-24 |
| 6250. | Bill (billevans) | 98.38 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 6251. | LLRnR (llrnr) | 98.38 | 98% | 2014-07-02 |
| 6252. | Alex (cyberdecker) | 98.38 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 6253. | Gaal (lgv315) | 98.38 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 6254. | Ben (jakarith2) | 98.38 | 95% | 2016-10-12 |
| 6255. | Mevan (mevan123) | 98.38 | 94% | 2014-12-05 |
| 6256. | THREEFOURSIXX (avenkata@liv... | 98.37 | 97% | 2015-01-20 |
| 6257. | Kate (purplerain16) | 98.37 | 96% | 2017-02-26 |
| 6258. | Mike (eggtuary) | 98.37 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 6259. | Kappa (isulje22) | 98.36 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 6260. | Nieid (nieid) | 98.36 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 6261. | Bruh how can i get into mid... | 98.36 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 6262. | izana (karutaa) | 98.36 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 6263. | new keyboard!!! (baot) | 98.36 | 98% | 2016-12-26 |
| 6264. | Maggs (pdolson) | 98.36 | — | 2010-01-11 |
| 6265. | Darwin (niwradsoft) | 98.36 | 96% | 2012-07-06 |
| 6266. | oRi0n (ori0n) | 98.35 | 95% | 2012-01-18 |
| 6267. | Max (maxhalo) | 98.35 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 6268. | Immy (immy7) | 98.35 | 98% | 2013-10-19 |
| 6269. | + (pigeon0) | 98.34 | 99% | 2023-08-28 |
| 6270. | OsuShallah (rstubtsc) | 98.34 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 6271. | framespersecond (indires) | 98.34 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 6272. | Renat (rem132) | 98.34 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |