And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8387. | b (srefn) | 101.66 | 98% | 2017-04-04 |
| 8388. | scoey (bizerkersmode) | 101.66 | 98% | 2017-09-13 |
| 8389. | Jud (donorgyll2) | 101.66 | 94% | 2013-05-25 |
| 8390. | Daniel Lee (bo7danlee) | 101.66 | 99% | 2013-06-17 |
| 8391. | ohmygod (ohmygod7627) | 101.66 | 97% | 2015-09-01 |
| 8392. | Manuel (mannymnz) | 101.65 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| 8393. | Valdebich (k0k1) | 101.65 | 98.5% | 2023-11-03 |
| 8394. | kyle (popedude22) | 101.65 | 93% | 2013-06-13 |
| 8395. | Amanda (nochu11) | 101.65 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
| 8396. | Nick (exrolo) | 101.65 | 96% | 2011-07-20 |
| 8397. | Yulian (yulian) | 101.64 | 88% | 2015-03-27 |
| 8398. | rocketmantyping (jakerthety... | 101.64 | 98% | 2011-12-10 |
| 8399. | Reza (bananagholem) | 101.64 | 94% | 2013-07-03 |
| 8400. | NOEL (armedandloaded) | 101.63 | 96% | 2016-06-16 |
| 8401. | Niels (nielsey) | 101.63 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 8402. | James2 (james372) | 101.63 | 99% | 2015-07-08 |
| 8403. | MidnightSteph (stevenk01) | 101.62 | 99% | 2022-05-03 |
| 8404. | chai (chai_biscuit) | 101.62 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 8405. | Neil Adrian (destroyer_46) | 101.62 | 97% | 2016-02-06 |
| 8406. | Keith (skeithtan) | 101.62 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
| 8407. | Maggs (pdolson) | 101.62 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 8408. | Jarred (mbsupermario) | 101.62 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 8409. | Marm (slayerxy) | 101.61 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 8410. | shaun (shaun1234) | 101.61 | 93% | 2017-04-23 |
| 8411. | Kyle Roy (royz415) | 101.60 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 8412. | Skp (skpvwls) | 101.60 | 96% | 2012-01-03 |
| 8413. | Ivan (ivke) | 101.60 | 96% | 2013-10-23 |
| 8414. | D (dschrad) | 101.60 | 99% | 2016-08-17 |
| 8415. | Will (greggaz) | 101.59 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 8416. | amy (rose51203) | 101.59 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |