I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
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| 370. | Andrej (apalias) | 80.04 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 371. | CatShark (dodobunny) | 79.94 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 372. | Sebastien (hman45321) | 79.79 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 373. | Jimmy (motivatorman) | 79.76 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 374. | Skaiski (skaiski) | 79.66 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 375. | Sierra (sierratango) | 79.59 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
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| 377. | Stephen (steviewonders) | 79.53 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 378. | geck (99geck) | 79.49 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 379. | Erfan (erfan_feili) | 79.49 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
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| 382. | The Write Tale (pchanbps1) | 79.45 | 99% | 2020-11-18 |
| 383. | Matt (britzkrieg) | 79.33 | 98% | 2020-10-12 |
| 384. | Justin (ohshitbye) | 79.30 | 95% | 2020-11-19 |
| 385. | orkhon (orkaboi) | 79.27 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 386. | kikiki (kiki02613) | 79.18 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 387. | stornev (stornev_) | 79.11 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
| 388. | TK (filfirst) | 79.02 | 99% | 2020-12-06 |
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| 390. | Alexander (olekpark) | 78.89 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 391. | abdo (phcox_hunter) | 78.75 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 392. | Cool (cool_kidd) | 78.67 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 393. | Sike (creme_egg) | 78.64 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
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