Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4833. | Minh dang (danieltrn3) | 62.16 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
| 4834. | ABCD (x007) | 62.16 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 4835. | kate (kate2000) | 62.16 | 95% | 2019-01-18 |
| 4836. | Qubistix (qubistix) | 62.15 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 4837. | MAC (1v1_ill_rek_u_m8) | 62.15 | 94% | 2017-09-27 |
| 4838. | Binod (binodsh) | 62.14 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
| 4839. | hs (hakanserce) | 62.13 | 96% | 2017-08-17 |
| 4840. | Mitch (mrmtech) | 62.12 | 95% | 2017-07-04 |
| 4841. | Arslan (apex0096) | 62.12 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 4842. | Trevor (leafrider) | 62.12 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 4843. | Tooslow (tooslow69420) | 62.12 | 96% | 2019-05-04 |
| 4844. | Nima (nimamd13) | 62.12 | 96% | 2018-06-16 |
| 4845. | Umar (mumarkhan999) | 62.11 | 97% | 2019-06-06 |
| 4846. | Zann (buttocksenpai) | 62.10 | 95% | 2019-11-24 |
| 4847. | Minniecheese (minniecheese) | 62.09 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 4848. | Scott (cros1) | 62.06 | 95% | 2019-03-23 |
| 4849. | The Write Tale (pchanbps1) | 62.05 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4850. | Conor (conargh) | 62.04 | 95% | 2019-10-15 |
| 4851. | panini (qazini) | 62.03 | 97% | 2017-11-12 |
| 4852. | Harry (jeeeerrrpop) | 62.02 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| 4853. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 62.02 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 4854. | Lee (arcaderoar) | 62.02 | 95% | 2017-09-08 |
| 4855. | Mort (captain_fredrickson) | 62.01 | 99% | 2020-05-11 |
| 4856. | Urgency (urgency) | 62.01 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 4857. | berry (berryroseblood) | 62.00 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 4858. | Marcin (marcin27z) | 61.99 | 96% | 2018-04-20 |
| 4859. | Independent (independent) | 61.96 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 4860. | Nathan (96retsamkcid) | 61.94 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 4861. | spy (noobtypebuddy) | 61.93 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
| 4862. | FanTomMm (fantom1) | 61.92 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |