I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9693. | İbrahim Can (ibrahimcan) | 90.02 | 99% | 2022-10-26 |
| 9694. | Ayoli (jayliho) | 90.01 | 99% | 2024-03-24 |
| 9695. | It'sMe (aelar9) | 90.01 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
| 9696. | Ulysses (baergo) | 90.01 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 9697. | unnamed (unnamedflower) | 90.01 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 9698. | Max (souriz) | 90.01 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
| 9699. | L (thereddone) | 90.00 | 99.4% | 2024-10-17 |
| 9700. | Mikhail (mayham92) | 90.00 | 99% | 2022-04-07 |
| 9701. | uhhhhhh (gtiff71) | 90.00 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 9702. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 90.00 | 99% | 2018-03-01 |
| 9703. | Quibz (white_fire) | 89.98 | 98% | 2017-07-14 |
| 9704. | Rab (rabuhana) | 89.97 | 99% | 2022-08-04 |
| 9705. | jayda (jxwxljxyda) | 89.97 | 95.8% | 2024-03-15 |
| 9706. | karim (karimchickensoup) | 89.97 | 97.1% | 2025-03-31 |
| 9707. | Kai (gigadelic) | 89.97 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 9708. | Suh dude (jaykwon) | 89.97 | 98% | 2017-03-25 |
| 9709. | sAnideos (sanideos) | 89.96 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 9710. | yong (coaleo) | 89.96 | 98.3% | 2024-04-07 |
| 9711. | Erfan (erfan_feili) | 89.96 | 99% | 2022-04-19 |
| 9712. | Vache (vacheka) | 89.96 | 99% | 2020-08-13 |
| 9713. | The Write Tale (pchanbps1) | 89.96 | 99% | 2021-03-16 |
| 9714. | SirAlig (siralig) | 89.95 | 100% | 2022-04-26 |
| 9715. | James (steampuppy7) | 89.95 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 9716. | atef (atef_7534) | 89.94 | 100% | 2022-08-31 |
| 9717. | Typo Pro 😕 (aab33d_) | 89.94 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 9718. | charty (koeppcm1) | 89.94 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 9719. | Anton (twisted_8) | 89.94 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 9720. | Crestyn (crestyn) | 89.94 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
| 9721. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 89.94 | 99% | 2019-01-16 |
| 9722. | saksham (withsakki) | 89.94 | 99% | 2017-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |