I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14377. | Amritanshu (da_sikka_x) | 78.47 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 14378. | mohammed (momotan039) | 78.47 | 97.7% | 2024-03-02 |
| 14379. | JustMarkell (markell201) | 78.46 | 97.2% | 2023-09-07 |
| 14380. | Nick (nickvader7) | 78.46 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 14381. | Matt (digisax) | 78.46 | 96% | 2017-06-01 |
| 14382. | arthas (arthas_) | 78.46 | 97% | 2018-07-21 |
| 14383. | Joe (mountaindewaddict) | 78.45 | 97.6% | 2024-02-14 |
| 14384. | GioZane (pi3r98) | 78.45 | 98.8% | 2025-02-27 |
| 14385. | Arsenal (arsenal_) | 78.45 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 14386. | Manges (friendzonecamper) | 78.45 | 95% | 2022-04-25 |
| 14387. | V3ness (venessang) | 78.45 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 14388. | Leong (iamahleong) | 78.45 | 88% | 2017-01-26 |
| 14389. | HooLee (vladimir_ps) | 78.45 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 14390. | QUEEF (sadiea1010) | 78.44 | 95.2% | 2024-09-19 |
| 14391. | Anezia (anezia) | 78.44 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 14392. | Calvin (calvinlours) | 78.44 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 14393. | botx4 (botx4) | 78.43 | 96% | 2023-05-21 |
| 14394. | Ping-yu (pcchou) | 78.43 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 14395. | Joe (jojohenario) | 78.43 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 14396. | Ole (acidjesus420) | 78.42 | 98% | 2026-03-09 |
| 14397. | BugZ (string_bugz) | 78.42 | 93% | 2026-01-21 |
| 14398. | Panda (panda_2002_) | 78.42 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| 14399. | Phill (phillthethrill34) | 78.42 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 14400. | Nolan (cheesedog145) | 78.42 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 14401. | Jerry (jerry454) | 78.41 | 96% | 2023-07-18 |
| 14402. | JJ (jorhedpedkai) | 78.41 | 94.4% | 2025-01-21 |
| 14403. | memet (hdytxr) | 78.41 | 96% | 2022-12-25 |
| 14404. | Jamila (ladyjaja) | 78.41 | 94% | 2019-04-20 |
| 14405. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 78.41 | 98.2% | 2024-01-05 |
| 14406. | amogus (amogusimposterr) | 78.40 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |