I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14078. | mohammed (momotan039) | 78.47 | 97.7% | 2024-03-02 |
| 14079. | JustMarkell (markell201) | 78.46 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 14080. | Gondoober (gondoober) | 78.46 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
| 14081. | Nick (nickvader7) | 78.46 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 14082. | Matt (digisax) | 78.46 | 96% | 2017-06-01 |
| 14083. | arthas (arthas_) | 78.46 | 97% | 2018-07-21 |
| 14084. | Arsenal (arsenal_) | 78.45 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 14085. | Manges (friendzonecamper) | 78.45 | 95% | 2022-04-25 |
| 14086. | GioZane (pi3r98) | 78.45 | 98.8% | 2025-02-27 |
| 14087. | Joe (mountaindewaddict) | 78.45 | 97.6% | 2024-02-14 |
| 14088. | V3ness (venessang) | 78.45 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 14089. | Leong (iamahleong) | 78.45 | 88% | 2017-01-26 |
| 14090. | HooLee (vladimir_ps) | 78.45 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 14091. | QUEEF (sadiea1010) | 78.44 | 95.2% | 2024-09-19 |
| 14092. | Anezia (anezia) | 78.44 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 14093. | Calvin (calvinlours) | 78.44 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 14094. | botx4 (botx4) | 78.43 | 96% | 2023-05-21 |
| 14095. | Ping-yu (pcchou) | 78.43 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 14096. | Joe (jojohenario) | 78.43 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 14097. | Panda (panda_2002_) | 78.42 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| 14098. | Phill (phillthethrill34) | 78.42 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 14099. | Nolan (cheesedog145) | 78.42 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 14100. | Jerry (jerry454) | 78.41 | 96% | 2023-07-18 |
| 14101. | JJ (jorhedpedkai) | 78.41 | 94% | 2025-01-21 |
| 14102. | memet (hdytxr) | 78.41 | 96% | 2022-12-25 |
| 14103. | Jamila (ladyjaja) | 78.41 | 94% | 2019-04-20 |
| 14104. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 78.41 | 98.2% | 2024-01-05 |
| 14105. | amogus (amogusimposterr) | 78.40 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 14106. | Josh (jnorris19) | 78.40 | 100% | 2018-04-26 |
| 14107. | shadyan (shadyan) | 78.39 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |