I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6111. | ! (heckar) | 98.10 | 98.7% | 2025-03-16 |
| 6112. | yuh (yuhhhhh) | 98.09 | 96% | 2019-10-19 |
| 6113. | Balraj (noob_racer_96) | 98.09 | 98% | 2023-06-28 |
| 6114. | sean (tpsn3) | 98.08 | 99% | 2020-02-02 |
| 6115. | Ben (pro_benny) | 98.08 | 97.5% | 2024-10-15 |
| 6116. | Jens (imcre4tiive) | 98.08 | 96.2% | 2024-03-31 |
| 6117. | Ace (killgon) | 98.08 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 6118. | Ben (breakmystride) | 98.08 | 95% | 2020-12-07 |
| 6119. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 98.08 | 97.4% | 2024-03-27 |
| 6120. | Kevin (kevinparkit) | 98.08 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 6121. | Zexceed (shorif) | 98.07 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 6122. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 98.05 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
| 6123. | Rasmus (sbares) | 98.05 | 98% | 2026-04-03 |
| 6124. | Kotaro (kotaro_qwerty) | 98.05 | 99% | 2022-02-24 |
| 6125. | owen (beemochop) | 98.04 | 98.3% | 2023-10-08 |
| 6126. | sorta (holdiers) | 98.04 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 6127. | Christophe (christophe_fr) | 98.03 | 99.3% | 2025-01-10 |
| 6128. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 98.03 | 98.1% | 2024-09-16 |
| 6129. | No (bambusnippel) | 98.03 | 99% | 2018-04-15 |
| 6130. | 2Fast4U (rajhunter) | 98.02 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 6131. | Mads (xmimmer) | 98.02 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 6132. | Lion (yellowlion321) | 98.02 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 6133. | Kanye (pangoliar) | 98.01 | 95.8% | 2023-09-24 |
| 6134. | john (oneiroi) | 98.01 | 97% | 2023-10-20 |
| 6135. | Nevi39 (yoshoki) | 98.00 | 96% | 2023-02-13 |
| 6136. | hunt (hmich) | 98.00 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 6137. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 98.00 | 99% | 2023-10-26 |
| 6138. | olari (olaridv) | 98.00 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 6139. | Evan (evanandrewrose) | 97.98 | 94% | 2025-03-07 |
| 6140. | Saba (gwents) | 97.98 | 99% | 2024-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |