As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7029. | Andrei (gianlucasuge) | 91.73 | 97% | 2020-02-18 |
| 7030. | Marikokobeans (marikokobeans) | 91.72 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 7031. | Ziggy (antioch) | 91.72 | 99% | 2015-11-19 |
| 7032. | r (rmaxc) | 91.72 | 87% | 2016-09-19 |
| 7033. | Jack (pirates_of_caribbean) | 91.72 | 95% | 2016-11-08 |
| 7034. | Dill (duragdill) | 91.71 | 97.2% | 2023-12-14 |
| 7035. | Dony (maximaloutput) | 91.71 | 99% | 2018-10-21 |
| 7036. | Hylomorphic (hylomorphic) | 91.71 | 95% | 2016-02-22 |
| 7037. | julian (julian3213) | 91.70 | 98.9% | 2023-10-27 |
| 7038. | Jesse (jessekapane) | 91.70 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 7039. | Ryan (yanray) | 91.70 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 7040. | dean (geedud2) | 91.70 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
| 7041. | lgbtqia2+ 2023 (reapwhatusow) | 91.69 | 97.4% | 2023-11-15 |
| 7042. | Denec (denec) | 91.69 | 96% | 2025-04-06 |
| 7043. | water (watercat10) | 91.67 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 7044. | Cat-Dvorak (ardemus2) | 91.67 | 98% | 2016-04-05 |
| 7045. | typedpython (johandev21) | 91.66 | 97% | 2025-12-07 |
| 7046. | patrick (pbuzzy) | 91.66 | 97% | 2025-10-20 |
| 7047. | Stephen (canasferatu) | 91.66 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 7048. | Luuk (luukdeman111) | 91.66 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 7049. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 91.65 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 7050. | Art (artkhl) | 91.65 | 98% | 2024-08-24 |
| 7051. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 91.65 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 7052. | Crystal (crystal_angelo) | 91.64 | 98% | 2023-10-22 |
| 7053. | lalazuv (lalazuv) | 91.64 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 7054. | Anh Ộ i i (odarealpeo321) | 91.64 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 7055. | Albert (tastiermite) | 91.64 | 97.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| 7056. | chekic (chekic) | 91.64 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 7057. | qazaqyanke (qazaqyanke) | 91.63 | 98% | 2024-03-22 |
| 7058. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 91.63 | 96.8% | 2025-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |