The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27654. | Taz (tazflows) | 59.24 | 97% | 2011-08-19 |
| 27655. | Careful (careful_) | 59.23 | 95% | 2023-07-09 |
| 27656. | BK (bk333) | 59.23 | 94% | 2022-02-27 |
| 27657. | Rasmus (metris) | 59.23 | 89% | 2015-10-15 |
| 27658. | John (johnwmcenroe) | 59.23 | 92% | 2014-07-27 |
| 27659. | Otis (otis) | 59.23 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 27660. | w/energy (dannee) | 59.23 | 94% | 2013-04-19 |
| 27661. | Bitter (bittter) | 59.22 | 95.2% | 2023-08-19 |
| 27662. | Adam (adamt_543) | 59.22 | 99% | 2022-04-08 |
| 27663. | Kate (misskate) | 59.22 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 27664. | theo- (theo_) | 59.22 | 95% | 2012-05-04 |
| 27665. | dinh (dinhvantu110) | 59.22 | 91% | 2013-10-24 |
| 27666. | Kaylie (kaylieebugg23) | 59.21 | 93% | 2014-03-18 |
| 27667. | Andre (toothpickjanitor) | 59.21 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 27668. | kiannu (kiannaj) | 59.21 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 27669. | phong (phong1040572) | 59.21 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 27670. | Justine Joseph (justine06) | 59.20 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 27671. | Jagadeshrao (jagadeshrao) | 59.20 | 90% | 2016-12-21 |
| 27672. | P (pbgrr) | 59.20 | 94% | 2012-11-23 |
| 27673. | HIMUEAS (himueas) | 59.20 | 96% | 2015-04-07 |
| 27674. | shahrukh (shahrukh77) | 59.19 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 27675. | Duck (susumu) | 59.19 | 96% | 2013-08-14 |
| 27676. | kk (kenwere) | 59.19 | 93% | 2015-01-24 |
| 27677. | Mat (sevenklass) | 59.19 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 27678. | Mykie Sixx (mykiesixx) | 59.19 | 97% | 2013-07-25 |
| 27679. | Zachary (funnyzakk) | 59.19 | 84% | 2014-11-17 |
| 27680. | Yinka (arithmetic) | 59.18 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
| 27681. | Wanderson (bartuka) | 59.18 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 27682. | hector (hectoraki) | 59.18 | 96% | 2014-04-01 |
| 27683. | Khan (khan2) | 59.18 | — | 2010-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |