And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11995. | Nate (natekropp) | 93.53 | 96% | 2014-02-24 |
| 11996. | Tony (staggalee41) | 93.53 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 11997. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 93.52 | 98% | 2019-08-14 |
| 11998. | Silent (silentbaws) | 93.52 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
| 11999. | Fm (fm59jq2k) | 93.52 | 99% | 2019-08-29 |
| 12000. | Jimmy (jx297) | 93.52 | 99% | 2018-03-25 |
| 12001. | Carl (carlstanson) | 93.52 | 97% | 2016-04-24 |
| 12002. | Chris (alkalineii) | 93.52 | 94% | 2014-08-16 |
| 12003. | Squeak (oweozz) | 93.51 | 96% | 2020-06-23 |
| 12004. | Phan (phan2009) | 93.51 | 96% | 2011-11-14 |
| 12005. | Noximini (noximini) | 93.50 | 98% | 2019-09-06 |
| 12006. | blanket (blanketsalt) | 93.50 | 96% | 2019-12-03 |
| 12007. | Andrew (andy6) | 93.49 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 12008. | Kaj (kaizerkaj) | 93.49 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 12009. | Dyl (dbambino) | 93.49 | 98% | 2017-09-28 |
| 12010. | Het (hettyhoyles) | 93.49 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 12011. | Varun Pratap Singh (malakh6... | 93.48 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 12012. | ASIAN47 (asian47) | 93.48 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 12013. | Happy (ragtag) | 93.48 | 96% | 2011-05-06 |
| 12014. | Tristan (bluekidcrazy) | 93.48 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 12015. | Jeannie (jeanjingmic) | 93.48 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 12016. | KryTex (krytex) | 93.48 | 93% | 2017-02-03 |
| 12017. | Pbev (pbev) | 93.48 | 95% | 2017-02-17 |
| 12018. | Brian (beitel) | 93.48 | 97% | 2013-03-29 |
| 12019. | Dosloy (dosloy) | 93.47 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 12020. | Granddogger (granddogger) | 93.47 | 97.7% | 2023-06-15 |
| 12021. | Nikolaj (nik12103) | 93.47 | 93% | 2014-01-16 |
| 12022. | Dawid (most) | 93.47 | 98% | 2019-06-30 |
| 12023. | patzer (tip3) | 93.47 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 12024. | Andrew (rentor) | 93.47 | 95% | 2016-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |