I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7267. | ballertyper (ballertyper) | 98.00 | 98.8% | 2024-12-05 |
| 7268. | Lynn (pvequalsnrt) | 98.00 | 99% | 2022-07-20 |
| 7269. | Garrett (garrettmyler) | 97.99 | 98.8% | 2023-06-11 |
| 7270. | Luke (sfv_) | 97.97 | 99% | 2018-03-20 |
| 7271. | Alah Akbar (alah_akbar) | 97.97 | 98% | 2023-11-12 |
| 7272. | rothdu (rothdu) | 97.97 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 7273. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 97.97 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 7274. | pfeffernusse (typemaster2006) | 97.96 | 100% | 2019-07-29 |
| 7275. | Richylle (Paris) (chxngy) | 97.96 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 7276. | Dustin (dustindp99) | 97.96 | 98.3% | 2025-04-13 |
| 7277. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 97.96 | 99% | 2022-11-02 |
| 7278. | Tiny Tank (anti_vax_cat) | 97.96 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 7279. | Robert (karayicki) | 97.96 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 7280. | Sqonky (sqonky) | 97.96 | 99% | 2021-06-27 |
| 7281. | RakeLife (rakelife) | 97.96 | 96% | 2019-02-07 |
| 7282. | Nick (nickstar96) | 97.95 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 7283. | Paul (paulcreenis) | 97.94 | 99% | 2020-12-19 |
| 7284. | Delta (jagonu) | 97.94 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 7285. | Tung (tungvh04) | 97.93 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 7286. | liugaobang (a_yellow_evan) | 97.92 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 7287. | Carlo (carlofletcher) | 97.92 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 7288. | Boran (boranroni) | 97.90 | 97.6% | 2024-06-15 |
| 7289. | Jarvi (jarvireneil) | 97.90 | 96% | 2021-09-28 |
| 7290. | Matthew (msspink) | 97.90 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| 7291. | xdom (xdomiino) | 97.89 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 7292. | omar mamdouh (omar13213) | 97.89 | 98.8% | 2025-03-09 |
| 7293. | Saucter (saucter) | 97.89 | 99% | 2021-09-04 |
| 7294. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 97.88 | 99% | 2021-10-29 |
| 7295. | Juls (juls22) | 97.88 | 98% | 2023-06-29 |
| 7296. | Typing (drained_typist) | 97.88 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |