As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15016. | Jammy (jammyj0) | 73.07 | 93% | 2016-03-03 |
| 15017. | Bud (budmc29) | 73.07 | 97% | 2016-06-14 |
| 15018. | Mokey_Blackblood (mokey_bla... | 73.06 | 97.2% | 2024-12-29 |
| 15019. | Ben (kurruption818) | 73.06 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 15020. | mplayer (mplayer) | 73.06 | 95% | 2019-10-02 |
| 15021. | RyanSTO (ryansto) | 73.06 | 86% | 2015-10-13 |
| 15022. | Huhuhn (huhuhn) | 73.06 | 94% | 2017-03-11 |
| 15023. | Grant (gboi881) | 73.05 | 97.2% | 2024-05-07 |
| 15024. | Karthik (karthikkumar) | 73.05 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 15025. | chetan (chetan69) | 73.05 | 96.3% | 2023-05-22 |
| 15026. | mky (omkyo) | 73.05 | 94% | 2019-02-22 |
| 15027. | Aierou (aierou) | 73.05 | 93% | 2016-11-08 |
| 15028. | Dennis (elru) | 73.05 | 98% | 2015-08-09 |
| 15029. | zoo (zoo868e) | 73.04 | 98.1% | 2023-10-21 |
| 15030. | Alpha (pantomime) | 73.04 | 93% | 2015-12-28 |
| 15031. | Pranksta (pranksta) | 73.04 | 99% | 2017-07-20 |
| 15032. | umartangent2 (umartangent2) | 73.03 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 15033. | Mangal (mangal92) | 73.03 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
| 15034. | Paul (paulcreenis) | 73.03 | 97% | 2018-02-04 |
| 15035. | DUBU (dubu_6) | 73.03 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 15036. | rat (rakend) | 73.03 | 98% | 2020-06-19 |
| 15037. | ngelnjel (ngelnjel) | 73.02 | 96.5% | 2023-07-10 |
| 15038. | Jaxconius (jaxconius) | 73.01 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 15039. | John (johnlorac) | 73.01 | 99% | 2023-01-26 |
| 15040. | kalmanfilter (eran_raviv) | 73.01 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 15041. | Abhas (imabhas) | 73.01 | 97.1% | 2023-08-07 |
| 15042. | Katie (k4tie) | 73.01 | 97.1% | 2023-10-12 |
| 15043. | Omar (omaratri) | 73.01 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 15044. | mgamble (mgamble) | 73.01 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 15045. | Terence (notterrence) | 73.00 | 97% | 2019-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |