Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23544. | Kalmyrza (paintmaster1) | 63.22 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 23545. | Philip (justoutis) | 63.22 | 99% | 2021-05-12 |
| 23546. | LOL (idontneedyou) | 63.22 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 23547. | Zicheng (bin_laggin) | 63.22 | 95% | 2019-06-20 |
| 23548. | e (hokiehess) | 63.21 | 100% | 2012-02-08 |
| 23549. | adil (prior) | 63.21 | 96% | 2015-12-11 |
| 23550. | Jatin (jaikishanag1996) | 63.21 | 96.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 23551. | tan (ghost15102009) | 63.21 | 94% | 2011-10-01 |
| 23552. | Rhys (speedymole) | 63.21 | 92% | 2016-03-03 |
| 23553. | thomas (maxipixels) | 63.21 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 23554. | Grzegorz (ulxori) | 63.21 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 23555. | KTDM (ktdm) | 63.21 | 98% | 2022-11-23 |
| 23556. | Ayush (ajrksh) | 63.21 | 97% | 2019-06-30 |
| 23557. | Bruce (cybwong) | 63.21 | 86% | 2016-12-26 |
| 23558. | Tom (sj_mufasa) | 63.20 | — | 2010-07-12 |
| 23559. | Scott (ss1088) | 63.20 | 100% | 2017-02-21 |
| 23560. | Nurbergen (g_light) | 63.19 | 94% | 2016-07-14 |
| 23561. | Asif (loove) | 63.19 | 96% | 2013-09-07 |
| 23562. | Dan (mbaryon) | 63.19 | 92% | 2012-12-05 |
| 23563. | Patryk (patrykorigin) | 63.19 | 88% | 2016-09-26 |
| 23564. | Mai (mauhongsshi) | 63.19 | 98% | 2014-01-08 |
| 23565. | ghallium (ghallium) | 63.19 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 23566. | Doodle (doodleswagz) | 63.19 | 96% | 2023-03-07 |
| 23567. | Bjklue (bjklue) | 63.18 | 99% | 2015-01-23 |
| 23568. | Kyle (kande004) | 63.18 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 23569. | Chelsie (vante) | 63.18 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 23570. | Philip (nightshoxx) | 63.18 | 91% | 2013-01-14 |
| 23571. | Vulevu (vulevuwu) | 63.18 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 23572. | SUCONDESE (layehing) | 63.18 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 23573. | NightBaRron1412 (amoor22009) | 63.18 | 96% | 2023-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |