The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13998. | kheldiente (kheldiente) | 92.72 | 93% | 2016-03-22 |
| 13999. | MarkIsBad (markjay955) | 92.72 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 14000. | Kegelkerni (kegelkerni) | 92.72 | 99% | 2015-02-01 |
| 14001. | Floko11 (floko11) | 92.72 | 98% | 2016-08-09 |
| 14002. | AppleBucking (apple_bucking) | 92.72 | 97% | 2019-01-19 |
| 14003. | Charles (druidmax) | 92.71 | 98% | 2016-10-21 |
| 14004. | Prokopis (zorgolong99) | 92.71 | 93% | 2017-03-17 |
| 14005. | Manish (manishrishiraj) | 92.71 | 99% | 2012-02-02 |
| 14006. | j (iamarenasnowscoldsweat) | 92.71 | 93% | 2013-08-20 |
| 14007. | Bourdon 16' (thekeyofg) | 92.70 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
| 14008. | Bob (mhucanda) | 92.70 | 97% | 2019-06-09 |
| 14009. | Rodney (lexemic) | 92.70 | 92% | 2012-12-10 |
| 14010. | Lee (hotdjlee) | 92.70 | 98% | 2013-09-23 |
| 14011. | ☉ (john_g) | 92.70 | 100% | 2013-04-08 |
| 14012. | Nyte (nytefang) | 92.70 | 89% | 2016-12-01 |
| 14013. | Raz (lotanraz) | 92.70 | 95% | 2017-07-03 |
| 14014. | Dal (dalfield) | 92.69 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 14015. | Lorenzo (liquidswords) | 92.69 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 14016. | Christian (chrixsi) | 92.69 | 95% | 2022-06-02 |
| 14017. | A (kmos) | 92.69 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 14018. | Sora (soralimit) | 92.69 | 96% | 2011-06-11 |
| 14019. | Patrick (patricktrahan) | 92.69 | 92% | 2013-08-04 |
| 14020. | Kim Phước (lykimphuoc020) | 92.68 | 91% | 2016-11-19 |
| 14021. | Jay (2spooky) | 92.68 | 95% | 2016-08-15 |
| 14022. | Boomer (boomer_typer) | 92.68 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 14023. | Meg (meganxjordan) | 92.68 | 97% | 2015-01-03 |
| 14024. | Anh (fujiwarakazuki) | 92.67 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 14025. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 92.67 | 98.6% | 2021-01-29 |
| 14026. | scoopy (scoopyjohnson) | 92.67 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 14027. | Broken (avharus) | 92.67 | 95% | 2013-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |