I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12001. | Jared (jaredgoodman03) | 81.29 | 93% | 2017-05-03 |
| 12002. | aidil (aidilqayyim) | 81.29 | 95% | 2022-09-26 |
| 12003. | Wolfegang (wolfegang) | 81.29 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 12004. | Zeth (7zeth7) | 81.28 | 97% | 2025-03-07 |
| 12005. | Pixel269 (pixeltwosixnine) | 81.28 | 95% | 2021-05-26 |
| 12006. | Haris (matraxa_) | 81.28 | 97% | 2021-01-30 |
| 12007. | ♛₳Ⱡ฿ɆⱤ₮₴ⱧÅ... | 81.27 | 95% | 2020-06-18 |
| 12008. | Michael (michaelru) | 81.27 | 96% | 2018-10-07 |
| 12009. | srini (srinidhisrinivas) | 81.27 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
| 12010. | Maxwell (mlarson) | 81.27 | 96% | 2020-03-02 |
| 12011. | Jion (jiondarien) | 81.26 | 94% | 2020-07-06 |
| 12012. | Pete (trolltusk1) | 81.26 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 12013. | Matthew (bananope) | 81.26 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 12014. | Duck (duckduckwhale) | 81.26 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 12015. | Hayden (tr0lley) | 81.26 | 95% | 2019-12-16 |
| 12016. | Markuss (laach) | 81.26 | 93% | 2017-01-16 |
| 12017. | Elvixter (elvixter) | 81.25 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 12018. | leniclavo (patricktheking) | 81.25 | 96% | 2019-12-29 |
| 12019. | Miya (miyamotomusakey) | 81.25 | 98.7% | 2023-05-20 |
| 12020. | Francisco (cdt1) | 81.25 | 99% | 2021-05-31 |
| 12021. | M1lok (xerives) | 81.24 | 96% | 2026-02-18 |
| 12022. | John Anthony (therewere3) | 81.24 | 97% | 2026-04-15 |
| 12023. | Maninder (mani_ms1) | 81.24 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 12024. | wigglyworm (wigglyworm) | 81.23 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 12025. | Eric (eibaugh) | 81.23 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 12026. | James (jamezjohnson) | 81.23 | 95% | 2021-02-28 |
| 12027. | Raz (lotanraz) | 81.23 | 87% | 2017-02-15 |
| 12028. | Alan (iamtoooldforthis) | 81.22 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 12029. | YouCantBeatMe (frankyv) | 81.22 | 98% | 2017-12-29 |
| 12030. | ed72 (ed72) | 81.22 | 99% | 2018-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |