I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1884. | Scott (greatscoot) | 98.37 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 1885. | annonllama (swadtheking) | 98.32 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1886. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 98.31 | 99% | 2020-10-05 |
| 1887. | sexxy (dilf88) | 98.31 | 99% | 2018-10-10 |
| 1888. | Nick (nckl) | 98.29 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 1889. | Camille (furstc1) | 98.26 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
| 1890. | dude (udead1) | 98.26 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 1891. | Jimmy (jx297) | 98.24 | 99% | 2018-12-30 |
| 1892. | Bruno (armitageb) | 98.22 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 1893. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 98.20 | 98% | 2018-07-12 |
| 1894. | JB (sji67) | 98.19 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 1895. | Andre (smallchicken) | 98.18 | 98% | 2019-02-23 |
| 1896. | alicks (avelexious) | 98.16 | 99% | 2019-01-08 |
| 1897. | Noby (nobyhar123) | 98.13 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 1898. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 98.12 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1899. | SirPlatypus (sirplatypus) | 98.11 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 1900. | Patrick (patrickt) | 98.09 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
| 1901. | y_ambda (j_8579) | 98.06 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 1902. | amy (xunqi) | 98.06 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| 1903. | Rob (drive95) | 98.05 | 100% | 2020-02-20 |
| 1904. | Tadej (reyalpdab2) | 98.04 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 1905. | sdaaa (sdaaa) | 98.03 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 1906. | Lara (shnjofalo) | 98.00 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 1907. | Seok (seokorean) | 98.00 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 1908. | michelle (mkahue) | 98.00 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
| 1909. | Will (citruslump) | 97.99 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 1910. | Michael (toast1213) | 97.99 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 1911. | h (ewesey) | 97.99 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 1912. | Nicole (schminah) | 97.99 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 1913. | nebbii (nebbii) | 97.98 | 96% | 2018-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |