I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5019. | Eric (ericjordan) | 102.51 | 99% | 2022-01-16 |
| 5020. | Katie (katiestardust) | 102.51 | 95.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 5021. | Harwinder (honeyageraccxr) | 102.51 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
| 5022. | Huskiez (husky123) | 102.51 | 94% | 2017-05-20 |
| 5023. | (glum) | 102.50 | 99% | 2018-12-05 |
| 5024. | Daddy (daddyknowsbest) | 102.50 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 5025. | David (davidthegreat) | 102.49 | 96.8% | 2025-02-19 |
| 5026. | Altrids (altrids) | 102.49 | 98.1% | 2024-07-22 |
| 5027. | Sensei (jjxjacpot) | 102.49 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 5028. | Andy (toxicandy) | 102.48 | 97.2% | 2024-04-03 |
| 5029. | Sangwooo (swshim98) | 102.48 | 99% | 2019-05-13 |
| 5030. | god (god_is_here) | 102.48 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 5031. | Danila (dnlhc) | 102.47 | 98% | 2025-10-05 |
| 5032. | HJPUK (hjpuk) | 102.47 | 97% | 2025-07-14 |
| 5033. | Ric (trig1968) | 102.47 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
| 5034. | Julius (solenopsis) | 102.47 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 5035. | fajongedslothy (fajongedslo... | 102.46 | 98% | 2025-07-12 |
| 5036. | Retrojoe1984 (joemama84) | 102.46 | 99% | 2025-09-02 |
| 5037. | Patrick (patrickt) | 102.46 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 5038. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 102.46 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 5039. | Lydia (shiruzu) | 102.45 | 99% | 2025-08-14 |
| 5040. | Rickshaw (rickshawrubio) | 102.44 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 5041. | Sky man (koolienavy) | 102.44 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 5042. | (yeekidd) | 102.44 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 5043. | Big Benton (ricochetfleg) | 102.44 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 5044. | Megan (megceratops) | 102.43 | 99% | 2022-10-16 |
| 5045. | (naturaladoption) | 102.43 | 98% | 2024-03-26 |
| 5046. | Young Wang (__speed__) | 102.42 | 98% | 2025-05-27 |
| 5047. | Cavine (cavine) | 102.42 | 98% | 2023-12-12 |
| 5048. | Jawad (noob_100) | 102.42 | 97.8% | 2024-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |