Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4063. | (daraseam) | 67.53 | 96% | 2020-03-12 |
| 4064. | (clamptsubasa) | 67.53 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
| 4065. | (897_99) | 67.53 | 98% | 2017-07-30 |
| 4066. | (kalegfzn) | 67.51 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 4067. | (ebichu_chan) | 67.51 | 98% | 2018-03-12 |
| 4068. | (angtheavatar) | 67.50 | 96% | 2017-08-15 |
| 4069. | (zhouyifan0904) | 67.50 | 95% | 2019-06-10 |
| 4070. | Jonas (david_konka) | 67.49 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 4071. | Elias (9elias) | 67.48 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 4072. | Jacob (sensativj) | 67.48 | 94% | 2018-09-09 |
| 4073. | Ulises (umoreno) | 67.47 | 98% | 2018-06-13 |
| 4074. | (svd997) | 67.47 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
| 4075. | (kkurian) | 67.46 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 4076. | (d123aniel) | 67.45 | 95% | 2020-03-10 |
| 4077. | Puntlander (jamaquube) | 67.45 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
| 4078. | Sivert (ivcasstiel) | 67.44 | 97% | 2017-09-23 |
| 4079. | Patryk (patrickmauser) | 67.43 | 97% | 2017-07-06 |
| 4080. | Gjuro (gjuro_andrija) | 67.43 | 95% | 2019-05-03 |
| 4081. | (bobbay18) | 67.42 | 95% | 2019-05-12 |
| 4082. | (skywalker123) | 67.42 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 4083. | L + (n1ckname152) | 67.42 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 4084. | (rsdourado) | 67.42 | 98% | 2019-09-05 |
| 4085. | Andrew (princeac) | 67.41 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4086. | (kost91n) | 67.41 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 4087. | (barrettshot) | 67.41 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 4088. | (megitsune) | 67.41 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 4089. | Jonas (thepeanut) | 67.39 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 4090. | (imffbrgr) | 67.39 | 95% | 2020-03-19 |
| 4091. | (jimm9v) | 67.38 | 94% | 2019-08-29 |
| 4092. | (dirknoom) | 67.38 | 96% | 2018-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |