As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5006. | pugman (thepugpro) | 98.15 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 5007. | Vincent (chouvinc) | 98.14 | 92% | 2016-08-05 |
| 5008. | Brian (taters613) | 98.14 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 5009. | azkia (azkialol) | 98.13 | 97.7% | 2024-02-29 |
| 5010. | RamEatsCow (sddhrthrt) | 98.13 | 95.5% | 2023-07-01 |
| 5011. | Donald (bosnog) | 98.13 | 94% | 2016-02-29 |
| 5012. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 98.12 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 5013. | Tony 🐱👤 (demon0192) | 98.12 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 5014. | Glass (glass_crys) | 98.11 | 97.4% | 2023-05-26 |
| 5015. | Ja-kobe (jrutz26) | 98.11 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 5016. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 98.11 | 99% | 2021-12-14 |
| 5017. | :) (bavadin) | 98.11 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 5018. | korus (ikarusfilms) | 98.11 | 92% | 2016-06-03 |
| 5019. | Sammy (sammypebbles) | 98.10 | 98% | 2025-05-21 |
| 5020. | Fooee (qrice) | 98.10 | 98.2% | 2023-06-20 |
| 5021. | Hillo (hillov) | 98.10 | 96% | 2019-02-09 |
| 5022. | Patryk (patrickmauser) | 98.09 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
| 5023. | Radu (horixyt21) | 98.09 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 5024. | Saman (kittipot1) | 98.09 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 5025. | RJ (donkeyhote) | 98.09 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 5026. | someone (dontshy) | 98.08 | 97.8% | 2024-01-08 |
| 5027. | Nila (kiyokoha_love) | 98.08 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 5028. | Noé (czeousw) | 98.07 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
| 5029. | Orange (orangelover7) | 98.07 | 97% | 2025-09-28 |
| 5030. | Evan (evanpugs44) | 98.07 | 97.5% | 2025-02-16 |
| 5031. | wewillfailer (wewillfailer69) | 98.07 | 98.1% | 2023-11-03 |
| 5032. | TyperDiaper (porkpopp) | 98.07 | 98.4% | 2023-10-05 |
| 5033. | kappa (kappakon) | 98.06 | 97.6% | 2023-11-01 |
| 5034. | Zanilen (zanilen) | 98.06 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 5035. | H (huntz256) | 98.06 | 90% | 2016-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |