As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4875. | pugman (thepugpro) | 98.15 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 4876. | (chouvinc) | 98.14 | 92% | 2016-08-05 |
| 4877. | (taters613) | 98.14 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 4878. | (azkialol) | 98.13 | 97.7% | 2024-02-29 |
| 4879. | RamEatsCow (sddhrthrt) | 98.13 | 95.5% | 2023-07-01 |
| 4880. | (bosnog) | 98.13 | 94% | 2016-02-29 |
| 4881. | (mslib9) | 98.12 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 4882. | (demon0192) | 98.12 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 4883. | (glass_crys) | 98.11 | 97.4% | 2023-05-26 |
| 4884. | Ja-kobe (jrutz26) | 98.11 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 4885. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 98.11 | 99% | 2021-12-14 |
| 4886. | :) (bavadin) | 98.11 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 4887. | (ikarusfilms) | 98.11 | 92% | 2016-06-03 |
| 4888. | (sammypebbles) | 98.10 | 98% | 2025-05-21 |
| 4889. | (qrice) | 98.10 | 98.2% | 2023-06-20 |
| 4890. | (hillov) | 98.10 | 96% | 2019-02-09 |
| 4891. | Patryk (patrickmauser) | 98.09 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
| 4892. | (horixyt21) | 98.09 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 4893. | (kittipot1) | 98.09 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 4894. | RJ (donkeyhote) | 98.09 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 4895. | someone (dontshy) | 98.08 | 97.8% | 2024-01-08 |
| 4896. | (kiyokoha_love) | 98.08 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 4897. | (czeousw) | 98.07 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
| 4898. | Orange (orangelover7) | 98.07 | 97% | 2025-09-28 |
| 4899. | (evanpugs44) | 98.07 | 97.5% | 2025-02-16 |
| 4900. | (wewillfailer69) | 98.07 | 98.1% | 2023-11-03 |
| 4901. | (porkpopp) | 98.07 | 98.4% | 2023-10-05 |
| 4902. | Zanilen (zanilen) | 98.06 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 4903. | H (huntz256) | 98.06 | 90% | 2016-05-02 |
| 4904. | (kirchhoff) | 98.05 | 96% | 2015-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |