See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2770. | dontdefense (dontdefense) | 108.82 | 98% | 2025-02-26 |
| 2771. | Stefan (fendorian) | 108.82 | 98.4% | 2024-07-03 |
| 2772. | Mac (rubixgeek101) | 108.82 | 97.4% | 2025-04-26 |
| 2773. | pen (lock3r) | 108.81 | 99% | 2021-10-22 |
| 2774. | Bob (bob_the_burger) | 108.80 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
| 2775. | heroes with two horns on he... | 108.79 | 99.6% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2776. | limolikur (acumalaka) | 108.77 | 99% | 2023-10-08 |
| 2777. | kevin (aznshiznit) | 108.77 | 99% | 2020-07-31 |
| 2778. | svime (svime) | 108.76 | 98.1% | 2024-06-20 |
| 2779. | Anish (indo_two) | 108.76 | 98.8% | 2023-12-18 |
| 2780. | Madilyn🥴 (iammadilyn) | 108.75 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 2781. | JC (typer778) | 108.75 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 2782. | Adocys (adocys) | 108.73 | 99.2% | 2024-11-15 |
| 2783. | Zianka (ziankarachmadi) | 108.73 | 98% | 2019-07-14 |
| 2784. | Ben (lakerfuffle) | 108.72 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
| 2785. | Kevin (kevinu) | 108.71 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 2786. | Patrick (patrickblud) | 108.69 | 97% | 2024-11-16 |
| 2787. | Diana (agent_artemis) | 108.69 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 2788. | Nazarbek (na2a_) | 108.69 | 98% | 2023-03-09 |
| 2789. | Nico (2jzie) | 108.68 | 97.5% | 2025-03-11 |
| 2790. | Jimmy (jimbozeub) | 108.68 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 2791. | 威尔 (gaaf) | 108.66 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 2792. | Koupka (koupka) | 108.65 | 98.1% | 2024-02-04 |
| 2793. | SJ (cwr_sej) | 108.65 | 98.1% | 2025-03-12 |
| 2794. | griV (griv) | 108.64 | 98.1% | 2024-01-15 |
| 2795. | General (generalmalorn) | 108.64 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 2796. | Jimmy (jimbozeub926) | 108.63 | 100% | 2022-04-16 |
| 2797. | Aaron (daggertye) | 108.63 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 2798. | xena (scogx3281) | 108.63 | 97.8% | 2023-10-27 |
| 2799. | Kara (kqarma) | 108.62 | 99% | 2021-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |