The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28402. | derpy ツ (derpaliciousyness) | 57.57 | 92% | 2014-09-02 |
| 28403. | Dalpat (dalpatprajapat) | 57.57 | 86% | 2013-04-17 |
| 28404. | lowkeynotash (ashleer) | 57.57 | 90% | 2017-03-07 |
| 28405. | ironcollar (rbscholtus) | 57.56 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
| 28406. | Azjargal (typer_knight) | 57.56 | 95% | 2022-05-13 |
| 28407. | iRageAgainst (irageagainsti... | 57.56 | 95% | 2019-05-04 |
| 28408. | Govinda (feon) | 57.56 | 94% | 2015-01-04 |
| 28409. | Kamen (kamen08) | 57.56 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 28410. | Ruff (roofy2004) | 57.55 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 28411. | Mohammad Hossein (mh1998) | 57.55 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
| 28412. | Drag (frare) | 57.55 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 28413. | mamal (mamal) | 57.55 | 89% | 2014-05-23 |
| 28414. | Tomas (funtom) | 57.55 | — | 2008-12-30 |
| 28415. | FieryPotato (ackros) | 57.54 | 94% | 2015-07-15 |
| 28416. | Saurabh (saurabhjain) | 57.54 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 28417. | Áron (junkpot) | 57.54 | 90% | 2015-02-22 |
| 28418. | Przepiorka (przepiorka) | 57.53 | 95.1% | 2023-10-06 |
| 28419. | Pato (patos) | 57.53 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 28420. | Rabi (rabiulislam9) | 57.53 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
| 28421. | Rei (reikraust) | 57.52 | 95% | 2022-02-26 |
| 28422. | Ahmed (alektoro_) | 57.52 | 95.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 28423. | Sassy (taingdavy) | 57.51 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 28424. | vaibhav (vaibhav6996) | 57.51 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 28425. | Pit (pit209ftu) | 57.51 | 97% | 2013-04-07 |
| 28426. | Surya (suryasunkari) | 57.50 | 96% | 2019-09-07 |
| 28427. | Angel (rathgormack) | 57.50 | 94% | 2016-06-22 |
| 28428. | Anirudh (anirudhtewathia) | 57.49 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 28429. | Shafayath Jamil (shafayath_jr) | 57.49 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 28430. | Juun (juunmuus) | 57.49 | 92% | 2015-09-30 |
| 28431. | rmholz (aremholz) | 57.49 | 95% | 2023-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |