So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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26036. | Himanshu (himanshu0511) | 57.40 | 99% | 2021-02-15 |
26037. | JOJ (not2gud) | 57.40 | 92% | 2020-10-15 |
26038. | Sepehr (sepixer) | 57.40 | 94% | 2016-06-16 |
26039. | scrubs (scrubs1906) | 57.39 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
26040. | Usman (usmanayubkhan) | 57.39 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
26041. | Jack (jaacklarge979) | 57.39 | 97% | 2020-02-18 |
26042. | RNG NICO (vaynegod) | 57.39 | 83% | 2016-07-08 |
26043. | Musa (msjahun) | 57.39 | 95% | 2017-03-07 |
26044. | Jenn (floxpotato) | 57.39 | 94% | 2011-07-21 |
26045. | Christopher (christophersit) | 57.38 | 85% | 2017-03-14 |
26046. | Haley (halllw) | 57.38 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
26047. | Noel (5noel) | 57.38 | 92% | 2015-03-06 |
26048. | Ivan (taco_25) | 57.38 | 94% | 2022-06-02 |
26049. | Black (speed_up) | 57.38 | — | 2009-01-04 |
26050. | Jáchym (fastfingerrs) | 57.38 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
26051. | Josh (djoshi) | 57.38 | 94% | 2015-03-03 |
26052. | aviad (patish) | 57.37 | 94.4% | 2021-02-15 |
26053. | Eevan (lwiz) | 57.37 | 86% | 2014-03-02 |
26054. | Aidil (aidil42) | 57.37 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
26055. | K¶Ñ§ µÅÑ܆™ Cole... | 57.37 | 95% | 2012-02-24 |
26056. | Deepak (dshu284) | 57.37 | — | 2010-04-01 |
26057. | CunningBlud (cunningblud) | 57.36 | 95% | 2020-03-13 |
26058. | Aman kumar (ak21) | 57.36 | 95% | 2023-02-19 |
26059. | BK138 (bk138) | 57.36 | 95% | 2017-08-20 |
26060. | elmehdi (elmehdi) | 57.36 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
26061. | Axisus (itz_ya__yeasin) | 57.36 | 94% | 2023-09-12 |
26062. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 57.36 | 94% | 2020-08-16 |
26063. | Ahmad (ahmad_2000) | 57.36 | 89% | 2012-10-18 |
26064. | PapaCologne (papacologne1) | 57.35 | 95% | 2022-05-26 |
26065. | Selnge (sellnge07_) | 57.35 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |