So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28152. | Sabrina (banana2) | 55.01 | — | 2010-01-24 |
| 28153. | l3yam134 (byambagg) | 55.01 | 93% | 2018-02-18 |
| 28154. | Derek (thesilentcloud) | 55.01 | 89% | 2017-01-25 |
| 28155. | Kim (hypomania9) | 55.01 | 94% | 2016-07-19 |
| 28156. | (patsby) | 55.00 | 92% | 2014-04-19 |
| 28157. | (philbilly881) | 55.00 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 28158. | (kuowehua) | 55.00 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 28159. | (tsoymaksimi) | 55.00 | 95% | 2023-06-29 |
| 28160. | (sajidalilashari) | 55.00 | 94% | 2012-01-04 |
| 28161. | Zul (maniacz013) | 55.00 | 94% | 2012-08-12 |
| 28162. | (puneetno1) | 54.99 | 95% | 2011-07-20 |
| 28163. | Swifty2997 (swifty2997) | 54.98 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 28164. | Devin (devinlin89) | 54.98 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 28165. | Aiko (aikohonoka) | 54.98 | 95% | 2022-01-13 |
| 28166. | Tâm (xxcysxx) | 54.98 | 98% | 2013-08-23 |
| 28167. | mandy (chipmunk1) | 54.98 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 28168. | (xzinon) | 54.97 | 78% | 2013-06-27 |
| 28169. | (patini) | 54.97 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 28170. | Sandwich (marlonbrandoseyes) | 54.97 | 95% | 2022-01-03 |
| 28171. | Ivy (riccia) | 54.97 | 90% | 2014-04-21 |
| 28172. | (stanfree2) | 54.97 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
| 28173. | Taylah (username9999) | 54.97 | 92% | 2014-02-15 |
| 28174. | (canape12) | 54.97 | 91% | 2015-10-27 |
| 28175. | (roycwc) | 54.97 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 28176. | KiWi (captain_kire) | 54.97 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 28177. | (yourdalink) | 54.97 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 28178. | Karine (ilovcandii) | 54.97 | 86% | 2014-05-04 |
| 28179. | lannie2320 (lannie2320) | 54.97 | 89% | 2016-08-07 |
| 28180. | (elviejo) | 54.97 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 28181. | (diva) | 54.97 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |