When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11291. | Corona Time (shamalamakiwi) | 79.55 | 95% | 2023-04-06 |
| 11292. | Loan (loanvx) | 79.54 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 11293. | Tung (haruharu2257) | 79.54 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 11294. | jeighvan (wompteropus) | 79.54 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 11295. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 79.54 | 95.9% | 2025-01-18 |
| 11296. | Jay (dicknm) | 79.52 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
| 11297. | vl496 (vle496) | 79.52 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 11298. | chrys learning colemak (dev... | 79.52 | 96% | 2023-11-04 |
| 11299. | Batnaidan (batnaidan) | 79.52 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 11300. | Guest (insi) | 79.52 | 97% | 2017-01-11 |
| 11301. | Marcy (melvindvorak2) | 79.52 | 93% | 2017-02-15 |
| 11302. | ephrakundo (ephrakundo) | 79.51 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 11303. | stank (stinky_malone) | 79.51 | 98% | 2020-03-31 |
| 11304. | Derek (dcmcla1) | 79.51 | 96% | 2022-07-13 |
| 11305. | Ma (thyassasin98) | 79.51 | 93% | 2020-11-16 |
| 11306. | Vera (lionlany) | 79.51 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 11307. | path (path_) | 79.50 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 11308. | mukrohin (mukrohin) | 79.50 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 11309. | Isaiah (isaiah_21) | 79.49 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 11310. | Sanna (sanna83) | 79.49 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
| 11311. | Joseph (imushu) | 79.49 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 11312. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 79.49 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 11313. | Yu (sadochist) | 79.48 | 99% | 2021-01-03 |
| 11314. | mg42 (mg42) | 79.48 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 11315. | Lakshy Raj (laksh9ya) | 79.47 | 98.1% | 2025-03-28 |
| 11316. | Jackson (giraffejackson) | 79.47 | 97.3% | 2024-09-12 |
| 11317. | Søren (sigurd4p2) | 79.47 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 11318. | Skaiski (skaiski) | 79.46 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
| 11319. | John (sprainedankles) | 79.45 | 98% | 2017-06-28 |
| 11320. | Michael (mickykebe) | 79.44 | 99% | 2022-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |