And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21484. | Austin (thespasticsurgeon) | 76.78 | 93% | 2015-05-27 |
| 21485. | DTConks (dtconks) | 76.78 | 97% | 2018-07-20 |
| 21486. | Michelle (pludemj) | 76.78 | — | 2011-04-03 |
| 21487. | Avi (avuvos) | 76.78 | 95.4% | 2023-06-16 |
| 21488. | Shahab (ghaurishahab) | 76.78 | 97% | 2016-04-08 |
| 21489. | Hekri (hekri) | 76.78 | 92% | 2016-07-24 |
| 21490. | Isaiah (underthing) | 76.77 | 91% | 2014-03-02 |
| 21491. | Wesley (lilchmp) | 76.77 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 21492. | synthax (synthax) | 76.77 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 21493. | apoodle_ (molltenlol) | 76.76 | 96% | 2022-09-27 |
| 21494. | M (nonni3) | 76.76 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 21495. | Kyle (stankymcjankies) | 76.76 | 93% | 2013-04-21 |
| 21496. | Nix (micheyll) | 76.76 | 91% | 2014-09-14 |
| 21497. | Leigh (leightm) | 76.76 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
| 21498. | Mike (mjpetrie) | 76.76 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 21499. | Justin (fallenhope) | 76.76 | 89% | 2014-05-08 |
| 21500. | Miro (faqu69) | 76.75 | 92% | 2014-02-07 |
| 21501. | Path (path2k) | 76.75 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
| 21502. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 76.75 | 96.7% | 2023-06-07 |
| 21503. | pit-a-pet (dragoness_lily) | 76.75 | 97% | 2020-08-16 |
| 21504. | y (ytasf) | 76.75 | 95% | 2014-07-04 |
| 21505. | Horiq (horiq) | 76.75 | 94% | 2015-02-23 |
| 21506. | Alice (alice_guo) | 76.75 | 98% | 2015-03-25 |
| 21507. | Misha (misha2011) | 76.75 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 21508. | Max (max_6058) | 76.74 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 21509. | Nguyen Ky Vi (iw1k) | 76.74 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 21510. | tushar (tushu) | 76.74 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 21511. | Tuomas (tumezuki) | 76.74 | 96% | 2012-09-11 |
| 21512. | Maria (barcaforever) | 76.74 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 21513. | Montu (axom_shochwave) | 76.73 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |