Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1713. | meep (meep1003) | 83.78 | 97% | 2019-10-22 |
| 1714. | Sunil (chipu) | 83.77 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
| 1715. | rachel (rsimonton94) | 83.75 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 1716. | semimak (idimoku) | 83.75 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
| 1717. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 83.75 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
| 1718. | Wilfred (wilfridge_t) | 83.74 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1719. | Frank (drummajor) | 83.74 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
| 1720. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 83.73 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
| 1721. | (silaada) | 83.72 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 1722. | Thanos (d3bsy_j) | 83.72 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 1723. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 83.71 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1724. | dean (geedud2) | 83.68 | 97% | 2018-11-26 |
| 1725. | Norbert (norbert515) | 83.66 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 1726. | Mehti (lylehti) | 83.64 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 1727. | Alesandro (alesandroalbert) | 83.63 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
| 1728. | Chetan (ch374n) | 83.62 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 1729. | Gleb (passick) | 83.59 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
| 1730. | Super (jrc07) | 83.59 | 96% | 2017-09-04 |
| 1731. | Melle (melle14) | 83.57 | 97% | 2018-02-17 |
| 1732. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 83.57 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 1733. | Johnson (johnsonjkls) | 83.57 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
| 1734. | Matilda (matildaj) | 83.55 | 98% | 2019-01-05 |
| 1735. | Chet (chetbaker) | 83.55 | 97% | 2020-02-23 |
| 1736. | Matti (d3_aston) | 83.55 | 98% | 2020-02-20 |
| 1737. | Neil Adrian (destroyer_46) | 83.51 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 1738. | Basil (focus_on_ur_focus) | 83.50 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
| 1739. | Skippy (cthomas975) | 83.50 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 1740. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 83.49 | 99% | 2019-11-09 |
| 1741. | arthas (arthas_) | 83.48 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 1742. | Qiyuan (keonjoe) | 83.46 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |