See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9597. | Derek (yellow_man) | 83.49 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 9598. | Ned (tbned) | 83.48 | 98% | 2025-10-06 |
| 9599. | ajnasz (ajnasz) | 83.48 | 98% | 2025-06-04 |
| 9600. | Rico (satoshi44) | 83.48 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 9601. | Adrobe (adrobe) | 83.47 | 97.7% | 2021-02-27 |
| 9602. | dvorak (dvorak0211) | 83.46 | 96% | 2022-07-17 |
| 9603. | Justin (5eraph) | 83.46 | 97% | 2020-01-24 |
| 9604. | hot__ (hot0336) | 83.46 | 99% | 2022-10-10 |
| 9605. | Adam (vincentadam) | 83.46 | 100% | 2022-05-20 |
| 9606. | Jalen (dont_look_down) | 83.46 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 9607. | Lincoln (tentenclicker) | 83.46 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 9608. | Kevinh (baconpool14) | 83.46 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 9609. | Tom (at081098) | 83.46 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 9610. | Eric Liu (babiesbobo) | 83.45 | 96.9% | 2024-08-31 |
| 9611. | Maiya (maiyah) | 83.45 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 9612. | Foxy (nam_nai) | 83.45 | 99% | 2022-04-30 |
| 9613. | Melon (xinlon) | 83.44 | 96.1% | 2024-02-18 |
| 9614. | zeon (zeon000) | 83.44 | 95% | 2022-03-27 |
| 9615. | Bùi (blackfl_12) | 83.44 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 9616. | Ruben (passes) | 83.44 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 9617. | DEX (dbrown1e) | 83.44 | 97% | 2019-06-15 |
| 9618. | boris (zekaida) | 83.43 | 95% | 2021-02-17 |
| 9619. | 🐌 (adas291) | 83.43 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| 9620. | Turbo (stormblast) | 83.42 | 98% | 2020-07-05 |
| 9621. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 83.42 | 98% | 2020-03-08 |
| 9622. | Sahara (sahara37) | 83.42 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 9623. | Ben (benjib) | 83.41 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 9624. | Nikita (chervovn04) | 83.41 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 9625. | Julian (solocholo) | 83.41 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 9626. | jasper (038jasper) | 83.40 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |