See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8684. | Quitalot (tylertylerooo) | 86.39 | 99% | 2021-06-09 |
| 8685. | Dickson (kldho2) | 86.38 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 8686. | eri (cactus622) | 86.38 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
| 8687. | Reilly (reilly_e) | 86.37 | 98.1% | 2025-02-04 |
| 8688. | Dusa (enjdusan) | 86.37 | 97% | 2026-05-20 |
| 8689. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 86.37 | 98% | 2025-12-05 |
| 8690. | mack (zeno_00) | 86.37 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 8691. | Ramon (jick_wipe) | 86.37 | 98% | 2021-04-11 |
| 8692. | Mikkel (micc2) | 86.36 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 8693. | Steffin (steffin02) | 86.36 | 97.6% | 2023-10-20 |
| 8694. | Virgil (clinz63) | 86.36 | 98.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 8695. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 86.36 | 98.1% | 2021-02-13 |
| 8696. | Semanta (the_who) | 86.36 | 98% | 2025-07-03 |
| 8697. | Laurent (lologar1) | 86.35 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 8698. | fdsafdsa (szesz) | 86.35 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 8699. | Luke (lbaron) | 86.35 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 8700. | Parzha (parzha) | 86.34 | 98% | 2020-06-28 |
| 8701. | pwet (cyanarous) | 86.34 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 8702. | Aytac (aytac_neigel27) | 86.33 | 98% | 2021-11-11 |
| 8703. | Sparsh (sparsh123) | 86.33 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 8704. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 86.33 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 8705. | saeednezamy@gmail.com (saee... | 86.33 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 8706. | lurak (lurak2131) | 86.32 | 97.7% | 2023-05-24 |
| 8707. | Marcus (h_mph) | 86.32 | 97.1% | 2023-09-11 |
| 8708. | `jakeeee_ (jakee_) | 86.32 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 8709. | Citlaly (coldhann32) | 86.31 | 99% | 2021-05-10 |
| 8710. | Saidai (saidai) | 86.31 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 8711. | Parag (parag776) | 86.31 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 8712. | Billy (billyqdoba) | 86.31 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 8713. | nihillian (nihillian) | 86.30 | 100% | 2025-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |