I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7947. | Dylan (fusion7447) | 96.02 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 7948. | Bob (bob_the_second) | 96.02 | 100% | 2022-02-09 |
| 7949. | Qriminal (qriminal123) | 96.02 | 95.8% | 2025-03-19 |
| 7950. | Ethan (rubiks3) | 96.01 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
| 7951. | Gnox (gnoxo) | 96.01 | 99% | 2018-01-24 |
| 7952. | Ne (pritong_bangus) | 96.01 | 99% | 2020-09-20 |
| 7953. | Prum (1sreng) | 96.01 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 7954. | Max (bookmarked) | 96.01 | 94% | 2017-01-21 |
| 7955. | Schumacher (avhn) | 96.00 | 97% | 2025-06-24 |
| 7956. | procrastination (procrastin... | 96.00 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 7957. | Jun (akiboard) | 96.00 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 7958. | Irod (irod123) | 95.99 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 7959. | Ujjwal (ujjwal3756) | 95.99 | 99.4% | 2024-11-08 |
| 7960. | tony (bellevue) | 95.99 | 98.8% | 2024-08-16 |
| 7961. | Colin (cwreath43) | 95.99 | 99% | 2023-04-17 |
| 7962. | Bobby (rradhak1) | 95.99 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 7963. | Christine (christi124) | 95.98 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 7964. | Parzha (parzha) | 95.98 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 7965. | Poo (pooopooo) | 95.98 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 7966. | Joshuiah (joshuiah) | 95.97 | 94.8% | 2024-02-10 |
| 7967. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 95.97 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 7968. | Gabybytes (gabybytes) | 95.97 | 98% | 2026-02-12 |
| 7969. | rice (riceyrice) | 95.97 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 7970. | Djovak (saebilopicke) | 95.97 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 7971. | stronk (strooonk) | 95.96 | 99% | 2024-05-14 |
| 7972. | Dylan (dylt11) | 95.96 | 99% | 2021-06-17 |
| 7973. | Aye (ayedoms) | 95.96 | 99% | 2020-04-09 |
| 7974. | Avix (imavix) | 95.96 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 7975. | edgar (bumbleblast) | 95.96 | 99% | 2025-12-05 |
| 7976. | Cres (crespear) | 95.95 | 99% | 2022-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |