I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7591. | Enrique (zero9o) | 96.03 | 99% | 2018-02-10 |
| 7592. | Dylan (fusion7447) | 96.02 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 7593. | Bob (bob_the_second) | 96.02 | 100% | 2022-02-09 |
| 7594. | Qriminal (qriminal123) | 96.02 | 95.8% | 2025-03-19 |
| 7595. | Ethan (rubiks3) | 96.01 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
| 7596. | Gnox (gnoxo) | 96.01 | 99% | 2018-01-24 |
| 7597. | Ne (pritong_bangus) | 96.01 | 99% | 2020-09-20 |
| 7598. | Prum (1sreng) | 96.01 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 7599. | Max (bookmarked) | 96.01 | 94% | 2017-01-21 |
| 7600. | procrastination (procrastin... | 96.00 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 7601. | Jun (akiboard) | 96.00 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 7602. | Irod (irod123) | 95.99 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 7603. | Ujjwal (ujjwal3756) | 95.99 | 99% | 2024-11-08 |
| 7604. | tony (bellevue) | 95.99 | 98.8% | 2024-08-16 |
| 7605. | Bobby (rradhak1) | 95.99 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 7606. | Colin (cwreath43) | 95.99 | 99% | 2023-04-17 |
| 7607. | Christine (christi124) | 95.98 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 7608. | Parzha (parzha) | 95.98 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 7609. | Poo (pooopooo) | 95.98 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 7610. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 95.97 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 7611. | Joshuiah (joshuiah) | 95.97 | 95% | 2024-02-10 |
| 7612. | rice (riceyrice) | 95.97 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 7613. | Djovak (saebilopicke) | 95.97 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 7614. | stronk (strooonk) | 95.96 | 99% | 2024-05-14 |
| 7615. | Dylan (dylt11) | 95.96 | 99% | 2021-06-17 |
| 7616. | Aye (ayedoms) | 95.96 | 99% | 2020-04-09 |
| 7617. | Avix (imavix) | 95.96 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 7618. | Cres (crespear) | 95.95 | 99% | 2022-01-11 |
| 7619. | Aierou (aierou) | 95.95 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 7620. | RoSchnitzel (sab_lyptical42) | 95.94 | 98.2% | 2025-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |